Here somthing funny to consider

HappyPants1029 · Post by **HappyPants1029** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:29 pm

okay so youre riding along and youre in a wicked mood. You pull up at an intersection... to your left is an incredibly sexy lady/guy and you want a number. what do you do to get their attention? hahaha have fun boys and girls!

Post by **Wattie** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:31 pm

buy a motorbike, coz you gunna look silly on a pushy...

Blurr · Post by **Blurr** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:32 pm

leave my helmet on for start

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:49 pm

I just usually bust out my awesome guns, all the ladies go wild for them

gigksrc · Post by **gigksrc** » Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:03 pm

pull up close to drivers window
give em the finger
do a decent burn out & watch the rubber waft through their window
say whatever you like to them because they cant hear what you are saying anyway
leave them behind when the lights change

kick off side mirror if you made a mistake & they are actually ugly

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:45 am

Obviously you crash into their car. You then appologies for the incident - which happened because you were blinded by their beauty. And then you exchange details as per road traffic laws, which will include insurance compaines and their name, address and phone number. Score.

StuMiller · Post by **StuMiller** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:48 am

Flip open the black visor, give them the CFM eyes, visor down, make plenty of noise taking off and if they're fair dinkum, they'll follow yo. If not, it's their loss......

HappyPants1029 · Post by **HappyPants1029** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:31 am

photomike666 wrote:Obviously you crash into their car. You then appologies for the incident - which happened because you were blinded by their beauty. And then you exchange details as per road traffic laws, which will include insurance compaines and their name, address and phone number. Score.

HaHaHa bloody gold! CONGRATULATION! you win a prize. my admiration. crappy prize I know!

Valheru70 · Post by **Valheru70** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:31 pm

Hey.

Ride up next to them and with an open palm start tapping your leg at the knee,suggesting that you have a foot and a half long penis.Then point to them and point to you and make jiggy jiggy motions with your whole body(trying not to drop your bike),then flip your visor open and when they scream at your profound ugliness and drive through the red light and crash, you can get their number while they are dazed and confused, (climbing out of the wreckage) with the suggestion that you will call home for them for help. Job done. you might even be able to give them one of these

later.

DJ

HappyPants1029 · Post by **HappyPants1029** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:36 pm

Valheru70 wrote:Hey.

Ride up next to them and with an open palm start tapping your leg at the knee,suggesting that you have a foot and a half long penis.Then point to them and point to you and make jiggy jiggy motions with your whole body(trying not to drop your bike),then flip your visor open and when they scream at your profound ugliness and drive through the red light and crash, you can get their number while they are dazed and confused, (climbing out of the wreckage) with the suggestion that you will call home for them for help. Job done. you might even be able to give them one of these later.

DJ

As far as i know on of these is

the barracuda right? two for the pink on for the stink... for a second there I thought it was the heavy metal horns

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