Shaniqua is no longer a virgin.

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Re: Shaniqua is no longer a virgin.

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Stereo
I commiserate with you
as I have had the same happen ...with a toolbox lock on the freeway :(
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Smitty wrote:with a toolbox lock on the freeway :(
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Stereo wrote: Ok, so I travelled back in time and removed the stick... But the accident still happened... this time I slid on a rock. So I went back in time again and removed the rock and I fell on some sand.... so I went back again and removed the sand and swept the road clean and everything and the accident still happened although I couldnt find a reason... I think its just fate....
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photomike666 wrote:I wood have thought your tyres were more sticky than that :lol:
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Mate,
sorry to hear but glad you are OK
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Sorry to hear that mate! glad your ok
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Smitty wrote:Stereo
I commiserate with you
as I have had the same happen ...with a toolbox lock on the freeway :(
I was going to remind you of that ;) That was the phase of my life when people kept falling off in front of me!

Bad luck Stereo, that sucks =(
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Sorry to hear about the tumble mate, but as everyone else has said, we're glad you're OK and the damage will polish out.
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Bugger! :(

Happens to the best of us! Hope you and your mistress recover soon.

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Youchy! Dam stick, if i see one i will beat his arse for ya and try get some of money out of him.
Sorry to hear tho mate, sounds like hte usual bike kissing ground action with hte damage so hopefully not to bad!

I also hear, braking with a bald front tyres after landing wheelstands can get u unstuck and also hitting wallabies at speed can also bring u unstuck. I dunno who did either of them, but i just know :D :D
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Not good stereo. Hope some buffing will do the job.
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Glad to see that you are ok Stereo! Hopefully Shaniqua will be as good as new in no time.
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Thats a shit mate,good to se your ok,but just thinking about it you had plenty of stick and tree practice last weekend 8) in the bush and you managed to find one in the city :shock:
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javaman wrote:Not good stereo. Hope some buffing will do the job.
It will sure make me feel better...











Perhaps after that I will buff the bike....
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Damn!! Sticks, oil, white lines, cow poo..... lucky this motorcycle riding thing is easy. :)
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