Shaniqua is no longer a virgin.

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:59 am

When a bike goes down it is not just a sin against god, it is a sin against nature and all things I hold dear.

This morning, at 8:02 AM Shaniqua and I were riding down kings way and were braking and turning right to go into the safety lane just before Albert road when a nasty little smooth stick reduced friction between the rubber and the road. Shanique neighed with fear as she bucked me off. I landed in the lane of oncoming traffic and lay there stunned for a few seconds before retrieving my black beauty. Luckily the oncoming traffic had only just started moving and I was not in any danger of losing more than a few layers of skin and my pride.
Stupid stick! I will kill you!

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:00 am

Oh, forgot to mention the damage.
Mirror came off, scratches on 3 panels, handle end, break lever is bent, muffler has a minor scratch. Sore knee. Damaged pride.

Six Addict · Post by **Six Addict** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:03 am

dont owrry bout it stereo, ive nearly had an extension cord bring me undone in my work car park... it was parrallel with my path of travel until i had to cross its path to go up the ramp.

i didnt see it as it was a grey extension cord on a concrete floor...

nice name for the bike by the way

Post by **robracer** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:03 am

mental note........avoid sticks
Not good news about Shaniqua & at least you could limp away without too much damage

gpxpunk · Post by **gpxpunk** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:12 am

Damn i might have to look out for these sticks.

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:28 am

Bugger Stereo...

Glad to hear you're relatively okay though.

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:29 am

*cry* maaaah babyyy!!!

Blurr · Post by **Blurr** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:35 am

it's amazing what can bring us unstuck!!!!

glad to hear your ok

Kwak addict · Post by **Kwak addict** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:36 am

Wow, you posted this 3 minutes before the 'incident ' actually happened

If you have some sort of time travel device, I recommend you go back a bit & remove the stick... as long as you don't upset the time/space continuum & make the Earth implode or something.
Then I'll need to borrow it for a while, there was this hot chick years ago that I could've ...

Seriously though... BUMMER

I bet the stick was uninsured too, they've never got any money.

Glen · Post by **Glen** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:37 am

"A stick took my ba...by"

Bad luck Stereo but at least you got out of it fairly lightly. On the brighter side...looks like it's mod time.

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:11 am

Kwak addict wrote:Wow, you posted this 3 minutes before the 'incident ' actually happened
If you have some sort of time travel device, I recommend you go back a bit & remove the stick... as long as you don't upset the time/space continuum & make the Earth implode or something.

Ok, so I travelled back in time and removed the stick... But the accident still happened... this time I slid on a rock. So I went back in time again and removed the rock and I fell on some sand.... so I went back again and removed the sand and swept the road clean and everything and the accident still happened although I couldnt find a reason... I think its just fate....

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:11 am

Also, the clock on the forum is out by an hour.

Blurr · Post by **Blurr** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:16 am

Stereo wrote:Also, the clock on the forum is out by an hour.

+1 please locate your 'User control panel' and adjust date

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:32 am

Sorry to hear about the off Eelco, never good. Hope the fix up is easy, your pride will recover soon.

I wood have thought your tyres were more sticky than that

PS. Do you still need me to bring the compressor around, and when?

hoffy · Post by **hoffy** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:01 am

Blurr wrote:it's amazing what can bring us unstuck!!!!

yeah, I hear mazda 3's are a bitch !!

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