1. Borrow a mate's bike.
2. Pre-book ambulance and alert fire services.
3. Start bike and pull away smoothly.
4. Pick bike up and remove disc lock.
5. Ride to local Girls College at lunch time.
6. Select first gear; rev to near peak torque, close then sharply open throttle to end stop.
7. Panic and close throttle as soon as wheels leaves tarmac.
8. Repeat steps 6 & 7 until tank obscures road.
9. Dump wrecked bike in field, set on fire and report as stolen.
10. Phone mate to come and pick you up.
* Legal Disclamer; Mono's may be big and cleaver, but hanging out in front of a girls school is dubious, and insurance fraud my damage the health of your criminal record
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07 ZX10R since new, tracky TBA, KX450F, 87 CR250 restoration, GT MTB - I've got serious thrill issues, dude
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Nanna10r
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re: Wheelie Guide
Hey Marty can i borrow your scoot mate ?.
Mike very clever if its yours mate. Good skills.
cheers Brett
Mike very clever if its yours mate. Good skills.
cheers Brett
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Poppy Hops on .... CBR150 (Superlite) CBR954 "Blade"
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Borrowed from SuperBike Magazine, which they released as a nice tank procector. Thought it was worth sharing.
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ahhh thats where i went wrong!!
i didnt borrow a bike, didnt do it at a girls school, and dint keep it in
1st....i didnt pre book an ambo, and i didnt have insurance!!
i did most of the rest tho!!
Neka
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i didnt borrow a bike, didnt do it at a girls school, and dint keep it in
1st....i didnt pre book an ambo, and i didnt have insurance!!
i did most of the rest tho!!
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"
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neka its a honda, so its a close as u'll get to borrowing a mates bike.
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hahaha bikes tend 2 crash wen ur HAVING A GO, as i said before....
So mina, ull never have to worry about ur bike crashing u girls blouse!!
...thats a nice petticoat u were wearing in that pic of the last Vic ride
too mina, i thought it suited u...
and on the other topic thread (which i cant reply to via email)..can i have
ur old tyres?? im sure i could get a few km out of the sides since u dont
need em ;p
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1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
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So mina, ull never have to worry about ur bike crashing u girls blouse!!
...thats a nice petticoat u were wearing in that pic of the last Vic ride
too mina, i thought it suited u...
and on the other topic thread (which i cant reply to via email)..can i have
ur old tyres?? im sure i could get a few km out of the sides since u dont
need em ;p
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"
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Re: Wheelie Guide
just cos i dont crash doesnt mean i dont have a go.neka79 at optusnet.com.au wrote:hahaha bikes tend 2 crash wen ur HAVING A GO, as i said before....
So mina, ull never have to worry about ur bike crashing u girls blouse!!
...thats a nice petticoat u were wearing in that pic of the last Vic ride
too mina, i thought it suited u...
and on the other topic thread (which i cant reply to via email)..can i have
ur old tyres?? im sure i could get a few km out of the sides since u dont
need em ;p
Neka
2000 CBR 929RR
1988 KDX200 thrasher
1996 VS SERIES 2 UTE
"dont hate me cos im sexy, hate me cos ur mrs thinks im sexy"
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as for the petticoat, i think its better than the dress u wear.
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