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dave#3 NEEDS a penis enlargement

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Billy the Kid reckons he wants a 2 stroke ...... I think he could do with a couple of strokes :D. I mean seriously, he needs all the help he can get. Ladies, please, will anybody volunteer to help "enlarge" him ;)
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Cath wrote:Billy the Kid reckons he wants a 2 stroke ...... I think he could do with a couple of strokes :D. I mean seriously, he needs all the help he can get. Ladies, please, will anybody volunteer to help "enlarge" him ;)

WHat a top suggestion Cath! Your are just the best wife! First you say yes to some goat loving and then you let another woman into our marital bed!!! I know why I married you!!! :D
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Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.
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Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.
Dave....I told you NO MORE ROHYPNOL in her coffee !! you'll kill her one day FFS ! :lol:
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Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.
Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D
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Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.
Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D
Cath I hear Dave has firmer more perkier breats than you ... is this true ?
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hoffy wrote:
dave#3 wrote:
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.
Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D
Cath I hear Dave has firmer more perkier breats than you ... is this true ?
:lol:
Fuck you man boob biatch :P
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hoffy wrote:
dave#3 wrote:
Cath wrote:Hell yeah, I married you because you're a deadset spunk.
Your only human I suppose! :D I married you because you have fantastic tits, you love it rough and dirty in the bedroom and Hoovers by rights should be called Caths!!!! :D :D :D :D Plus of course, I do love it when you run your fingers through the hair on my back and when you make my scrote contract with ice cubes in your mouth! There are other things of course, but they are private and I won't share them in here! :D
Cath I hear Dave has firmer more perkier breats than you ... is this true ?
:lol:
Mine are neither firmer, nor perkier! However, they are just the right size for Cath to titie fuck me with the strap-on! :D
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dave#3 wrote:Mine are neither firmer, nor perkier! However, they are just the right size for Cath to titie fuck me with the strap-on! :D
That'll do me....im off now to vomit ! :lol:
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Phew!!!....

reading all that homo-erotic stuff has made me all..... well
maybe you all better leave, coz i think i need some alone time now jerk.gif
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Is this the right time to say: pics or it didn't happen?? :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
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kaneg wrote:Is this the right time to say: pics or it didn't happen?? :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
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