I can just see them looking and laughing at you both..
I mean one of you needs a penis enlargement, and the other is flat broke and mentally unstable..
You fella's have no chance
OK, the boyz have no chance ... but would I have a chance ???? I'm gagging for a bit of the Ms Hoff sister action
Look I hear Strika's mum is always up for a bit , once she's finished with the local Young County AFL Aboriginal football team..and finished her whoring session at the local truck stop on the Hume.
Yeah, but she always tells me she likes visiting you after the truck stop Hoffy.
She says nobody does the money shot quite like you, even if she does have to lean down to catch it!
You're so good to my mum. Thanks for taking care of her so well.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?
Strika wrote:Yeah, but she always tells me she likes visiting you after the truck stop
Yeah well she's homeless at the moment....I have to keep warding her off my lawn and away from my house with the fire hose...she' is a farkin Physco OK..I was an easy target that ONE night after the 2 bottles of Bacardi and case of Breezers OK !! and yeah she was a shit root too...
IS NOT! I was only in Young 2 days ago, and I can categorically say that is a lie!
Me mum likes it a little rough - maybe it's you, I know from experience it's not her!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?
IS NOT! I was only in Young 2 days ago, and I can categorically say that is a lie!
Me mum likes it a little rough - maybe it's you, I know from experience it's not her!
A LITTLE ROUGH !!!!
when she started cutting herself with a broken long-neck of VB, that was enough for me...No Sir-eee !!
IS NOT! I was only in Young 2 days ago, and I can categorically say that is a lie!
Me mum likes it a little rough - maybe it's you, I know from experience it's not her!
A LITTLE ROUGH !!!!
when she started cutting herself with a broken long-neck of VB, that was enough for me...No Sir-eee !!
I know - sorry about that. I keep telling her that her behaviour is just disgusting. I've even bought her some Cascades and Pure Blondes, but she keeps using the VB's.
What can you do? You can take ya mum out of the trailor, but you can't take the trailor outta ya mum, can ya!
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me" Hunter S. Thompson.
There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?
