Hoffy's a #$@%

[hoffy]

Farkin Hoffy .... you better do the ride tommorow as well

Mate Ill see you at Berowra...but there seems to be a big freeway jaunt...not keen I thinks

[mike-s]

Man i havent done any significant bit or riding let alone even going on the old road since i got on my license probation.

[Blurr]

Just got this on my phone from the Scone Muncher

"Hey suckers! I'm up the old road doing laps....just lettin you know "

I say ban him Admin's. Get this taunting malingerer off the site once and for all

BASTARD

me thinks that the weather Hoffy copped today was deserved. to much of a good thing is not good for you.

[Hoffy's Mum]

Listen Farkers !! you can all go jump !!

Now Michael !! Thats quite enough of that sort of talk ! There will be no Teddy Bear biscuits for you next time you visit "Shady Retreat" nursing home . Mrs Pringle would pass away if she heard that sort of language .

[Wattie]

Hoffy your a bastard, but there's so much pussy up here, i dont give a shit.

[hoffy]

Listen Farkers !! you can all go jump !!

Now Michael !! Thats quite enough of that sort of talk ! There will be no Teddy Bear biscuits for you next time you visit "Shady Retreat" nursing home . Mrs Pringle would pass away if she heard that sort of language .

Sorry Mum, is that really you ??

[Hoffy's Mum]

Listen Farkers !! you can all go jump !!

Now Michael !! Thats quite enough of that sort of talk ! There will be no Teddy Bear biscuits for you next time you visit "Shady Retreat" nursing home . Mrs Pringle would pass away if she heard that sort of language .

Sorry Mum, is that really you ??

Yes Mikey , love . Thought I would stay in touch now that we have these new computers installed at "Shady Retreat"
The lovely young girl came and showed us how to do things with the machine . She was lovely . I asked her if she was married and told her all about you . She seemed very interested in you love , and was quite dissapointed to tell me she was engaged . Never mind sweetie , I will keep my eyes open for a nice lass for you .
Did you get the hankies I sent ? It took ages to find ones that had MH embroided on them , lovely arn't they .
Take care lovie
XX Mum

[Possum]

Who needs "dear diary"...

Mrs Hoffy, you seem like a lovely lady.. for those who dont know Hoffy what is there to know about him?

[Stace]

Listen Farkers !! you can all go jump !!

Now Michael !! Thats quite enough of that sort of talk ! There will be no Teddy Bear biscuits for you next time you visit "Shady Retreat" nursing home . Mrs Pringle would pass away if she heard that sort of language .

Hey there Mummakins, Mrs Pringle you say. She's not single too is she. I'm feelin a great idea cummin on. PM me sweet cheeks and i'll fill you in. I think you'll LOOOOOOOVE it. But SHHHHHH don't tell anyone, the rumour mill will start. I have a reputation you know.

Maybe you better put Micheal over your knee and Spank him soundly.

[Hoffy's Mum]

Dear Oh Dear , young Stace you Do seem to have a bit of a reputation . We used to add a dash of Bromide to Old Jack's cup of tea in the mornings to try and calm him down . Most embarasing when he was wearing his disgusting old pajamas and the cord was broken .
Mrs Pringle is a grieving widow young man and not interested in scallywags like you .
It probably doesn;t help matters that she is incontinent and has a flatulence issue if she eats chocolate or dairy products .
Matters get disastorous now that she exists on Hot Chocolate and boiled cabbage . Never mind she would probably like a pen pal .
Why do they call you Bolt ?
You may call me Eunace , that mummykins bussiness must stop .
Regards

[Gosling1]

Hoff - your Mum looks quite the good sort mate, now I know where you got your 'Chick Magnet' looks from !!!!