Does anyone speak fluent Italian?

[Slow and wobbly]

Can anyone assist broker an ebay deal for me? - seller is in Italy
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... :middle:au" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank

[Neka79]

i reckon italians do!! ??

[mick_dundee]

have you tried babel fish at all S&W? Other than that tehre are a few language based programs around, failing that, perhaps pm Mario and ask him nicely, with a name like Mario he has to be an Itie

[Slow and wobbly]

Thanks Mick.
I used Babel fish to send a message to the seller. I truly hope that it correctly translates
"Hello. I am in Australia and wonder if you could ship this item to me. Can you please give a price? Do you speak English? My Italian is very poor.
Thank You
Adrian"

This is what it generated.
"Ciao. Sono in Australia e mi domando se poteste spedire questo articolo a me. Potete dare prego un prezzo? Parlate inglese? Il mio italiano è molto povero. Grazie Adrian"


But when I reversed the babelfish thingo to re-interpret it to english it read like a Chinese instruction manual.
"Hello. They are in Australia and I wonder if you could send this article to me. You can give I pray a price? Speeches English? My Italian is much poor one. Adrian Thanks"

[Neka79]

Thanks Mick.
I used Babel fish to send a message to the seller. I truly hope that it correctly translates
"Hello. I am in Australia and wonder if you could ship this item to me. Can you please give a price? Do you speak English? My Italian is very poor.
Thank You
Adrian"

This is what it generated.
"Ciao. Sono in Australia e mi domando se poteste spedire questo articolo a me. Potete dare prego un prezzo? Parlate inglese? Il mio italiano è molto povero. Grazie Adrian"


But when I reversed the babelfish thingo to re-interpret it to english it read like a Chinese instruction manual.
"Hello. They are in Australia and I wonder if you could send this article to me. You can give I pray a price? Speeches English? My Italian is much poor one. Adrian Thanks"

ahhahahahaha thats piss funny......

ur name is adrian...hahahahahahahaha

nah its funny how some languages do or dont have certain words,phrases or ways of saying things...

my mrs speaks africaans (a version of dutch i believe) and its piss funny to listen to...

[aardvark]

my mrs speaks africaans (a version of dutch i believe) and its piss funny to listen to...

And what a useful language it is.... err, if you ever visit South Africa..

[Nanna10r]

This bloke may ..... Surely he could carry a 9r frame as walk on luggage from wogville & He's heading down your way for some bike thingie this week

[Neka79]

my mrs speaks africaans (a version of dutch i believe) and its piss funny to listen to...

And what a useful language it is.... err, if you ever visit South Africa..

considering she has been there 4 times, and the families best freinds are sth african and they go back there every coupla years...it can be usefull...

[Neka79]

This bloke may ..... Surely he could carry a 9r frame as walk on luggage from wogville & He's heading down your way for some bike thingie this week

hahah i spent 5 min looking at the pic thinking "ponti is a wog" ??


then i realised the short young blonde kid with the cap

[Gosling1]

......then i realised the short young blonde kid with the cap

what, you mean he is a wog ??

[Neka79]

......then i realised the short young blonde kid with the cap

what, you mean he is a wog ??

of course not.... hes a famous opera singer!

[mick_dundee]

my mrs speaks africaans (a version of dutch i believe) and its piss funny to listen to...

And what a useful language it is.... err, if you ever visit South Africa..

Or Holland or Belgium and probably the Dutch East Indies amonst other places Aardy The Dutch were like the poms, Portugese and Spanish, hell bent on sailing the world and conquering nations for their empire once upon a time so I reckon Africaans is around a bit more than you might think

[SoundGuy]

What do you need to know mate?

[Gosling1]

I know that in Italian, Neka is known as 'Senor Piccollo Cazzo'. !!

[Neka79]

I know that in Italian, Neka is known as 'Senor Piccollo Cazzo'. !!

so im a champion in all languages??..thanks Gos!!

my mrs speaks africaans (a version of dutch i believe) and its piss funny to listen to...

And what a useful language it is.... err, if you ever visit South Africa..

Or Holland or Belgium and probably the Dutch East Indies amonst other places Aardy The Dutch were like the poms, Portugese and Spanish, hell bent on sailing the world and conquering nations for their empire once upon a time so I reckon Africaans is around a bit more than you might think

true mick..it is a version of dutch (i think i mentioned that)...so yea..it could be usefull in Europe...