I want to buy a track bike..

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I want to buy a track bike..

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how about this one???

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... escription" target="_blank

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Saw that one, funniest ad I've seen in a while. :lol:

Colours suit you Tanya, just add a couple of Frangipani stickers and you'll be completely sorted :P :lol: :lol:
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Atually I was thinking of some silverfern stickers... They would suit perfectly don't you think :D
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just asked if they would freight it here... i asked for insurance as i'd hate to see it damaged in transit...
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HA!
These guys may have bad taste in color schemes, and definitely bad for the health of any motorcycle but they sure are witty!
The add is classy but the thing that realy made me laugh was this in the Q and A at the bottom.

Q: I diddnt know Gay people make bikes?
Answered on Aug-29-07
A: I didn't know straight people stuttered when they typed. Try using both hands.

HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"
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Makes for a good laugh :lol: :lol:
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buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
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Wattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
Only if it comes with the fork lift :lol:
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robracer wrote:
Wattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
Only if it comes with the fork lift :lol:
only if i can fight wattie off to ride it.... he has the number 1 billing as he already has the arseless chaps!!
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Neka79 wrote:
robracer wrote:
Wattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
Only if it comes with the fork lift :lol:
only if i can fight wattie off to ride it.... he has the number 1 billing as he already has the arseless chaps!!
Thought that was Gos...... Wattie prefers it withy no chaps at all ;)
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That's pretty funny. Love the questions and answers, particularly the twat who has a go at them putting the before picture up :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Slow and wobbly wrote:HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"
Isn't it "pwned"? :?
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