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I want to buy a track bike..
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
Saw that one, funniest ad I've seen in a while.
Colours suit you Tanya, just add a couple of Frangipani stickers and you'll be completely sorted

Colours suit you Tanya, just add a couple of Frangipani stickers and you'll be completely sorted
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
Atually I was thinking of some silverfern stickers... They would suit perfectly don't you think 

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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
just asked if they would freight it here... i asked for insurance as i'd hate to see it damaged in transit...
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
HA!
These guys may have bad taste in color schemes, and definitely bad for the health of any motorcycle but they sure are witty!
The add is classy but the thing that realy made me laugh was this in the Q and A at the bottom.
Q: I diddnt know Gay people make bikes?
Answered on Aug-29-07
A: I didn't know straight people stuttered when they typed. Try using both hands.
HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"
These guys may have bad taste in color schemes, and definitely bad for the health of any motorcycle but they sure are witty!
The add is classy but the thing that realy made me laugh was this in the Q and A at the bottom.
Q: I diddnt know Gay people make bikes?
Answered on Aug-29-07
A: I didn't know straight people stuttered when they typed. Try using both hands.
HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"
I got a sweater for my birthday. I realy wanted a moaner or a screamer.


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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
Makes for a good laugh

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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
Only if it comes with the fork liftWattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
only if i can fight wattie off to ride it.... he has the number 1 billing as he already has the arseless chaps!!robracer wrote:Only if it comes with the fork liftWattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
Thought that was Gos...... Wattie prefers it withy no chaps at allNeka79 wrote:only if i can fight wattie off to ride it.... he has the number 1 billing as he already has the arseless chaps!!robracer wrote:Only if it comes with the fork liftWattie wrote:buy it!! then you can lend it to Neka to ride in the mardi gras!
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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
That's pretty funny. Love the questions and answers, particularly the twat who has a go at them putting the before picture up

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Re: I want to buy a track bike..
Isn't it "pwned"?Slow and wobbly wrote:HA fucken HA! I think thats what they call in the US of A "Owned"
