Grandmas Boyfriend, Kids know how to put it

[Burky]

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting,
he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come
you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me
feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as
my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to
fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister asked the little boy was his grandma at home.
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."

[Lone Wolf]

[Gosling1]

noice !!

[Neka79]

hahahaha ..thats terrible...

[robracer]

shocker