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Cute Gos! Are you offering to take care of the matter for me??? :wink: :twisted: :lol:

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Post by Gosling1 »

Black Magic wrote:.....Are you offering to take care of the matter for me??? :wink: :twisted: :lol:
Can't........think..........blood........rushing..........to..........

:lol:
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Post by FrogZ »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

How about "I miss my ex... but my aim is getting better"
Or "If you love something set it free, if it comes back it was always yours, if it doesnt, hunt it down and kill it"

For the record I still get on well with my ex, this is just playing the game. :wink:
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Gosling1 wrote:
Black Magic wrote:.....Are you offering to take care of the matter for me??? :wink: :twisted: :lol:
Can't........think..........blood........rushing..........to..........

:lol:
I'm not sure what you were thinking Gos but I sort of meant taking care of the ex :lol: (And before the police arrive on my doorstep- that was a joke!)

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Black Magic wrote:.....I'm not sure what you were thinking Gos.....
I'm sure you knew *exactly* what I was thinking...... :wink:

8)
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Post by Duane »

Gosling1 wrote:
Black Magic wrote:.....I'm not sure what you were thinking Gos.....
I'm sure you knew *exactly* what I was thinking...... :wink:

8)
What you dont wanna know is what he was doing while he was thinking it!!!
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Post by Gosling1 »

:lol:

:drinkers: :weedman: jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif 5badair.gif :drinkers: :weedman: sleepy2.gif

:D
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Now THAT is funny... :lol:
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Gosling1 wrote::lol:

:drinkers: :weedman: jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif 5badair.gif :drinkers: :weedman: sleepy2.gif

:D
You're a guy...of course you were doing all that! :lol:
BTW- seeing as Gos kindly dedicated this thread to me, I thought I would let my fellow Kawasaki riders know that my ex seems to be logging in daily to watch the posts (but says nothing- except to me- who he calls every f#@*&%g bitch under the sun for posting here.) He is also man enough to log into my email, follow me wherever I go, go through my stuff, threaten people...... Nice guy huh? Rides a Honda!
Hey there! Need another butt shot to piss you off do you? Maybe a bit more flesh this time? :twisted:
Join a god-damn Honda forum and leave me the hell alone!
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Post by Neka79 »

Black Magic wrote:I sort of meant taking care of the ex :lol: (And before the police arrive on my doorstep- that was a joke!)

why u worried abt the police?? is homosexuality illegal in Qld??
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Black Magic wrote:
Gosling1 wrote::lol:

:drinkers: :weedman: jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif jerk.gif 5badair.gif :drinkers: :weedman: sleepy2.gif

:D
You're a guy...of course you were doing all that! :lol:
BTW- seeing as Gos kindly dedicated this thread to me, I thought I would let my fellow Kawasaki riders know that my ex seems to be logging in daily to watch the posts (but says nothing- except to me- who he calls every f#@*&%g bitch under the sun for posting here.) He is also man enough to log into my email, follow me wherever I go, go through my stuff, threaten people...... Nice guy huh? Rides a Honda!
Hey there! Need another butt shot to piss you off do you? Maybe a bit more flesh this time? :twisted:
Join a god-damn Honda forum and leave me the hell alone!
he obviously hasn't seen any of us, especially GOS.

does a semi-shaved version of Chewbacca ring a bell :lol:
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Miss magic ya need to post something really norty to really fire him up then.
Yappa has a pole in his garage, Hammer used to deliver pizza's in the 70's & RG is a wizz with a Pentax & works for fish.
Want me to set something up ?.

Maybe we could suggest the results go on the next KSRC shirt for the GP.

You know all the boys here will try it on :shock:
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Pontikat wrote:Miss magic ya need to post something really norty to really fire him up then.
Yappa has a pole in his garage, Hammer used to deliver pizza's in the 70's & RG is a wizz with a Pentax & works for fish.
Want me to set something up ?.

Maybe we could suggest the results go on the next KSRC shirt for the GP.

You know all the boys here will try it on :shock:
I've already got a few pictures in mind :twisted:
Unfortunately, though spite doesn't pay off...and I'm sure I would pay for a LONG time if I put them up here :wink:
Maybe my nudey shot with the angel wings would be more fitting for the situation?

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Post by Lainie »

ahhh Wenday I feel for ya mate, just continue with what you normally do and dont let him get to ya... He will play his little game if he see's it's working if he knows it's not he will stop. Dog's normally get bored with chasing there tails :wink:
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