T-shirt slogan

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:43 am

Seen some great t-shirt slogans in my time but one 2 days ago is aboutt he best I reckon.

"If it's got tits or wheels it's gonna be trouble"

I liked it anyways

Gosling1 · Post by **Gosling1** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:25 am

Mick.........that T-shirt first saw the light of day back in about 1965 mate !!

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:31 pm

Gosling1 wrote:Mick.........that T-shirt first saw the light of day back in about 1965 mate !!

see gos, mick is what we call a "r e t a r d"..... he's just a little special (slow). he probably saw the t-shirt in 1965 but it just registered.

U go mick. good onya for noticing buddy.

gotta give retards some support.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:35 pm

i got one..it says

"if its got tits or wheels, itll cause ya trouble and cost ya heaps"

i got it wen i was abt 17..it doesnt fit no more...

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:12 pm

Gosling1 wrote:Mick.........that T-shirt first saw the light of day back in about 1965 mate !!

That maybe so Gos but i've not seen it before.. or if I have diodn't notice it, we can't all go back and remmeber shit that was around when we were breast feeding Gos, you're just special like that, must tbe the donuts..

NortikittyKat · Post by **NortikittyKat** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:28 pm

Better Still......

Black Magic · Post by **Black Magic** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:46 pm

For the girls... I have lots of bike shirts with slogans on the back...
"Yeah- you just got passed by a girl!"

"Does my bike make my butt look fast?"

"Silly boys! Motorcycles are for girls!"
and my favourite black/ green lycra Kawasaki shirt

Post by **robracer** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:57 pm

I have a few ASF bike shirts
Their logo on the front & on the back:

SATIN IS MY BITCH

IM NOT RACIST I'LL RACE ANYONE

PUT IT ON MY TAB OFFICER

Gosling1 · Post by **Gosling1** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:31 pm

Black Magic wrote:...."Does my bike make my butt look fast?"....

not too bad. Back in the 80's I had a T-shirt that said "Gimme Head Till I'm Dead". Mum threw it out

My favourite one is still.........." Does This Arse Make My Jeans Look Big ?"...

gigksrc · Post by **gigksrc** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:11 pm

Have you seen this one ....
40,000 battered women in Australia
but I still eat mine raw

(saw it in a bike shop in Narooma a couple of weeks ago)

I dont get it

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:15 pm

I had one from Metal band Rigormortis "don't skimp on the meat"

But my favourite I saw on Sunday morning of Donington '92 Monsters of Rock festival. It said "feel like shit" on the front and "De Ja Vous" on the back.

Black Magic · Post by **Black Magic** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:54 pm

robracer wrote:I have a few ASF bike shirts
Their logo on the front & on the back:

SATIN IS MY BITCH

IM NOT RACIST I'LL RACE ANYONE

PUT IT ON MY TAB OFFICER

Oh. yes- I've got the "G'day officer...put it in my tab' one too.

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:56 am

gigksrc wrote:Have you seen this one ....
40,000 battered women in Australia
but I still eat mine raw

(saw it in a bike shop in Narooma a couple of weeks ago)

I dont get it

Well not as often as you used too

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:01 am

Gosling1 wrote: I had a T-shirt that said "Gimme Head Till I'm Dead". Mum threw it out

Mate of mine had a T with a Hebrew slogan across the front . But turned upside down said "Go Fu#k Yourself" . His Mum threw it out too

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:10 pm

the kid wrote:
gigksrc wrote:Have you seen this one ....
40,000 battered women in Australia
but I still eat mine raw

(saw it in a bike shop in Narooma a couple of weeks ago)

I dont get it

Well not as often as you used too

pics or it didnt happen