#1 was the bike falling off the stand.
#2 was just overbalancing on a loose metal grate in the car park half an hour ago and scratching the other side!
#3 happenned trying to stop #2!!! I have torn/snapped my Hamstring/some ligament in the process!!!!!! Just waiting for a mate to come get me and take me to acco and emerg!!!!!!

Been a farkin mint holiday but!
P.S. I had just returned from a putty run to make sure the new left hand indicator I fitted (down in the carpark utilising just the quality tools that the 9 comes with!

) stayed put and blinked when it should and didn't when it wasn't supposed too. Luckily, I don't have to replace the right indicator! It survived!!! Thank god! the other one took me 45 mins!!!

Oh, and I'll post a pic of a VFR400 sitting against the armco looking very very very bent and broken. I sure hope the rider survived????
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There are really only two questions in life. 1.Which way do i go? 2.What is the lap record?