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Post by ttc »

A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.

The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you ..."

The drunk replies; "Tits."
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Post by Colette »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Lainie »

:lol: :lol: Very good mate
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Post by mrmina »

i like :lol:
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Post by red_dave »

:lol:

simple, yet effective. 8)
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Post by Draven »

LOL nice work :lol:
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Post by mick_dundee »

An oldie but a goodie, dunno about whetrher it works here, perhaps you can try it Neka given you're the one most likely to lose their license again soon :D
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Post by ZZRCHIKKY »

that A-HAIRY-ASS :O)
owwww me lubs my dr 650 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Post by Neka79 »

ZZRCHIKKY wrote:that A-HAIRY-ASS :O)
welcome back!!..where u been??
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Post by mike-s »

boom-tish, or is that boom-tits ?
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