Team crashed 06, stand and be counted folks!

hoffy · Post by **hoffy** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:21 pm

yeah the helmet thing, I left it on the side of the road near the bike not knowing that it was just about to explode into a fireball from hell !!

ahh fugg it, I needed a new one anyway.

blackninja · Post by **blackninja** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:57 pm

Black Magic wrote:After looking at the pictures on this thread I have decided that my 1001 slow speed drops in my year of riding probably don't qualify
I'm still not even sure if you qualify for this thread with pride or embarrasement

even the crashes ive had on playstation have got nuffn on these guys i wonder if the new version comes with a fireball effect

onearmed_bandit · Post by **onearmed_bandit** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:35 am

had the honda parked on the road was 10m away sitting eating and watched to my horror this 4wd try to get out as she reversed i thought anytime now brakes would be good but no she just tapped it so it just got off balance couple off scratches crash knobs did their job but same thing drivers still don't F@#$%&* LOOK! whether ur on or off the bike.....

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:59 am

Or worse still turn in front of you, realise it, and then STOP completely TOTALLY blocking the road, and no I dont have pics of that one but I still have a lump of stainless in my leg as a reminder.

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:32 am

Froggy - sorry mate, but it ended up @ Fowles about a month later!

However, I do have a dash for a ZZR250 in storage if anyone is interested.

JetPilot · Post by **JetPilot** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:55 am

Well ive got another one from 1993 my best... umm ,worst one
Travelling south two lane road, car bounces of my right side & sends my into a tree at 70-80km. Broke both legs, fib & tib on left, compound fracture to fema & lost 2 inches of fema into tree. Two dislocated fingers.Nerve damaged to left leg, lost muscle from compound fracture to thigh. Nails and screws in both legs. Wheel chair for a year, crouches for another year. Nails & screws removed now.

No photos from acko but ones from removin the nails.

Strika · Post by **Strika** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:20 am

As this is an 06 team crashed thread, I won't bore you with some of the other offs!!! This year however, I only tipped over one bike. The Hornet in about april or may on a patch of diesel at about 60kph. No biggie.

Varden and you other racers!!! You guys can't claim team crashed status for a racetrack off!!!! that's cheating, as all racers fall off!

Lainie · Post by **Lainie** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 7:51 am

Holly Hell, glad you guys are telling the story... Some of them look really bad

MickLC · Post by **MickLC** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:15 am

On the way to the PI MotoGP this year a secret squirrel gave me a rash. Luckily it was still rideable and I didn't get hurt....and I learnt to NEVER let my concentration drop

MrsDuane · Post by **MrsDuane** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:00 am

This thread makes me very very uneasy!

Take it easy guys!

And you guys with the fireball bikes - you are so so so lucky hope you got a tatts ticket after that one

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:06 am

Barrabob wrote:Black magic I had a few low speed drops mostly shoe laces caught up in the back brakes and one U turn in front of a bus with its foot flat to the floor gone wrong but nothing as worthy as the great putty road barbque.

Could ANY stack ever be as worthy as the great Putty Rd bbq? I think not personally, and after I suppose 12 months or so on the ZZR600 i'm stlll dropping the fuggin thing doing stupid stuff but no crash this year so far...

Damon Z1000 · Post by **Damon Z1000** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:47 pm

Don't ever tempt fate, that's my let down

varden · Post by **varden** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:52 pm

Strika wrote: Varden and you other racers!!! You guys can't claim team crashed status for a racetrack off!!!! that's cheating, as all racers fall off!

Awww but i don't even have a road bike to crash off of!

Mick C wrote: On the way to the PI MotoGP this year a secret squirrel gave me a rash.

Rash adds street cred, you might want to slide it along the other side so it can be admired from both sides, its hell on resale values tho.

Jetpilot wrote: Broke both legs, fib & tib on left, compound fracture to fema & lost 2 inches of fema into tree. Two dislocated fingers.Nerve damaged to left leg, lost muscle from compound fracture to thigh. Nails and screws in both legs. Wheel chair for a year, crouches for another year. Nails & screws removed now.

Faaaaark!!!!

You sound like you were lucky to survive that!

I-K · Post by **I-K** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:57 pm

varden wrote:
Mick C wrote: On the way to the PI MotoGP this year a secret squirrel gave me a rash.
Rash adds street cred, you might want to slide it along the other side so it can be admired from both sides,

Good point. I ran into Mick in Cooma on the way back from the GP, and I didn't even notice the Crim carrying damage...

Jonno · Post by **Jonno** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:51 am

JetPilot wrote:Well ive got another one from 1993 my best... umm ,worst one
Travelling south two lane road, car bounces of my right side & sends my into a tree at 70-80km. Broke both legs, fib & tib on left, compound fracture to fema & lost 2 inches of fema into tree. Two dislocated fingers.Nerve damaged to left leg, lost muscle from compound fracture to thigh. Nails and screws in both legs. Wheel chair for a year, crouches for another year. Nails & screws removed now.

No photos from acko but ones from removin the nails.

Who told you my story?