I've got a sore arse...

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:16 pm

I spent the following amount of time in the saddle of the last few days.

6 hours Thursday.
14 hours Friday.
8 hours Saturday.
5 hours today.

All that time on a bike at 60km/h out in the middle of central Australia and not a bloody corner in sight!

Any hot chicks here wanna come around and massage my arse cheeks?

deafwish · Post by **deafwish** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:25 pm

Are you a Police Biker or just testing the new BMW models?
Some great sights, out that way!

Daz.

Barrabob · Post by **Barrabob** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:40 pm

Maaate you need to get a sheepskin to sit on or harden up a bit.

mike-s · Post by **mike-s** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:46 pm

Frig, just showed a workmate the pics, he said he has seen this kinda caper before. He said dollars to donuts it was most likely the same road you were on. which highway was it?

Oh and did you guys have to stop oncoming traffic for this one?

Redback · Post by **Redback** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:47 pm

That's a mighty big tipper bucket? was it going to Leigh Creek or up north or way out west?
Who manufactures those things.
I worked on a drag-line once but the bucket wasn't that big!!
PS rip that bloody front number plate off, that issue is dead and buried..for now anyway

Smitty · Post by **Smitty** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:06 pm

carn Jase

you have to tell us....
once you stopped the escort duties
you DID find out how fast a police bike goes....

otherwise you could NOT have volunteered for this...surely

Post by **icebreaker** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:23 pm

Hi Chopper here...

I'd like you to meet Jase.. He gets to ride around all day and book any prick he likes.. Harden the fuck up Jase..

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:26 pm

deafwish wrote:Are you a Police Biker or just testing the new BMW models?

Neither. I was on my Kwakka following these guys around.

Barrabob wrote:Maaate you need to get a sheepskin to sit on or harden up a bit.

I have just had 3 weeks holidays. The skin on the arse must have softened up when I wasn't on the bike.

mike-s wrote: He said dollars to donuts it was most likely the same road you were on. which highway was it?

Oh and did you guys have to stop oncoming traffic for this one?

It's the highway up to Coober Pedy. It's bloody boring. And yep, we ride out in front of the load and wave oncoming cars off of the road. You have to have your wits about you when you're riding on the wrong side of the road towards oncoming vehicles. It's hard work at the end of a 14 hour day.

Redback wrote:That's a mighty big tipper bucket? was it going to Leigh Creek or up north or way out west?
Who manufactures those things.
PS rip that bloody front number plate off, that issue is dead and buried..for now anyway

Prominent Hill is about 80 kays south of Coober Pedy. I've attached a map. I think the tippers are manufactured in Whyalla. Not sure hwo by.

As for the front number plates, SA legislation was changed requiring Police bikes ot have them. God knows why.

Smitty wrote:you DID find out how fast a police bike goes....
otherwise you could NOT have volunteered for this...surely

Yes mate, tested it at top speed on the dirt road.

Actually, the dirt on the road tyres is a heap of laughs. It's an over-dimensional route and as such has been ripped to shreds by trucks. Some sections you just hold on and hope for the best.

And the reason I volunteered for the job...

I was on days off, they paid me recall rates and 11 hours overtime. Handy just before Xmas.

aardvark · Post by **aardvark** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:27 pm

Dan wrote: Harden the fuck up Jase..

Ooooh look, one of those hot chicks I was referring to!

Post by **icebreaker** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:33 pm

Harden the fuck up...

Go visit Neka, he'll massage your arse.... It'll be quick, but you know he'll do it...

Burky · Post by **Burky** » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:34 pm

Glad to see you are final on your ass again lol.

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:47 pm

So when does the sled get painted red for santa?

MickLC · Post by **MickLC** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:00 pm

photomike666 wrote:So when does the sled get painted red for santa?

Good one Mike

nobby · Post by **nobby** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:36 pm

Now before I say this, you have no jurisdiction in Victoria right???

what a pharg'n woose, harden up ya south australian pussy...

Gosling1 · Post by **Gosling1** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:56 pm

aardvark wrote:.... The skin on the arse must have softened up when I wasn't on the bike....

*Way* too much information mate....

Good camera work as well..........you'd almost expect a black XB coupe to come whistling over the horizon out there.......