The Goose of the Week Award..goes to she who farts

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The Goose of the Week Award..goes to she who farts

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Flatulence causes jet to make emergency landing

December 7, 2006 - 11:40AM AAP


An American Airlines flight made an emergency landing on Monday after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence, an official said.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport, in the south-eastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew about the smell of burning sulfur, Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority said.

She said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched, and an unlucky canine team was brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Lowrance said.


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thought it was turbulence that caused aircraft problems............ :lol:
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After all the security crap over 9/11 they still allow them to carry 4 books of paper safety matches on board? :shock: :? but they're not allowed to light them... :roll:


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not even allowed to light your farts?whats the world coming to :shock:
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Buck wrote:not even allowed to light your farts?whats the world coming to :shock:
I reckon it may have just been the way she did it! I mean, everybody knows, that lighting a fart is supposed to be a public spectacle!! Not something undertaken in private, or out of the public's eye!!! :lol:
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Strika wrote:
Buck wrote:not even allowed to light your farts?whats the world coming to :shock:
I reckon it may have just been the way she did it! I mean, everybody knows, that lighting a fart is supposed to be a public spectacle!! Not something undertaken in private, or out of the public's eye!!! :lol:
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Strika wrote:
Buck wrote:not even allowed to light your farts?whats the world coming to :shock:
I reckon it may have just been the way she did it! I mean, everybody knows, that lighting a fart is supposed to be a public spectacle!! Not something undertaken in private, or out of the public's eye!!! :lol:
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Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:
Buck wrote:not even allowed to light your farts?whats the world coming to :shock:
I reckon it may have just been the way she did it! I mean, everybody knows, that lighting a fart is supposed to be a public spectacle!! Not something undertaken in private, or out of the public's eye!!! :lol:
Nothing livens up a party more than a whopping great BlueFlame !!!!

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i dunno..still reckon a donut trumps a lit fart!!
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