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Mick C wrote:I'm actually concerned that you don't find it funny and worry that you may be suffering from humourplasia (decreased sense of humour in laymans terms)!! :shock: :shock:
You're just making shit up now aren't ya
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Glen wrote:
Mick C wrote:I'm actually concerned that you don't find it funny and worry that you may be suffering from humourplasia (decreased sense of humour in laymans terms)!! :shock: :shock:
You're just making shit up now aren't ya
Who me?! Never :wink:
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I agree with Stereo, enough of the homoerotic humour - it's just offensive. What we really need is titties.
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photomike666 wrote:I agree with Stereo, enough of the homoerotic humour - it's just offensive. What we really need is titties.
Well I'm sure if you ask nicely Gos will show you his manboobs...I can tell you they are impressive :wink:
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No more gay jokes? shit. Better delete me now, I wont have anything to post!!
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Duane wrote:No more gay jokes? shit. Better delete me now, I wont have anything to post!!
no...???
no donut jokes? no poo jokes..? :wink:

carn Duane...you will think of something :twisted:


but no faggot jokes...ok
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OK Since Stereo wouldn't start, and now that my hysterical laughter has died from picturing Stereo running down the street nuded up yelling his catch cry (courtesy of Mick, thanks mate), I'll tell the first joke.


What's the definition of Hemheroids( spell)? Speed humps for poofs!

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One turns to the other n says "Wanna go in and get shit faced?"

Two gay guys are having a shag in there 4th story appartment. The buidling catches on fire. Which one gets out first, the one on the top, or the one on the bottom? The one on the bottom does, as he already had his shit packed!!!!


Your turn!!! :lol:
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come one boys.... u need to chill abit.

maybe u should get some head from greg, that will make u chill :lol:
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mrmina wrote:...

maybe u should get some head from greg, that will make u chill :lol:



you have obviously experienced this... :twisted:
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Smitty wrote:
mrmina wrote:...

maybe u should get some head from greg, that will make u chill :lol:



you have obviously experienced this... :twisted:
Hasn't everyone? I thought it was part of the initiation?
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Post by balanse »

Not if you tick the "prefer females" box on the form :D :D
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balanse wrote:Not if you tick the "prefer females" box on the form :D :D
They let you fill the form out yourself? They just made me sign a blank one!
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Post by balanse »

Yeah traps for young players -- "dont worry about the details mate we'll take care of it for you" :cheesy:

Then the GAY PASTRYCOOK CLUB (carefully disguised as a motorcycle forum) starts waving the contract and demanding you touch your toes and squeal like a pig.

Happens all too often
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Post by Gosling1 »

Mick C wrote:
Smitty wrote:
mrmina wrote:...

maybe u should get some head from greg, that will make u chill :lol:



you have obviously experienced this... :twisted:
Hasn't everyone? I thought it was part of the initiation?
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Post by balanse »

SEE :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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