Thread about Woteva

[Johnnie5]

Also another thing while i'm thinking of it, take it as constructive criticism.
Is it really nessecary to put a picture in nearly every post of yours? the occasional one is fair enough, but really it's starting to get shitfully annoying to have them all over the frickin place.

I use em when illustration is required. They say a picture speaks a 1000 words

some say its better to keep the mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt

[I-K]

Is that a straight road ? What happened?

I was doing 90km/h when I came off hitting oil on a bend entering a freeway.

You don't have to be a n00b to hit oil, wouldn't necessarily call it a mistake either (more like bad luck) .

Or a cover story...

[Ratmick]

i hope you got a lift, that bike is, uhm, somewhat fucked up.

Yah, it's had the business done to it .

Having said that with all that dirt embedded in it you could use it for a Kawasaki-themed planter box...once you removed all the grass .

[Ratmick]

Is that a straight road ? What happened?

I was doing 90km/h when I came off hitting oil on a bend entering a freeway.

You don't have to be a n00b to hit oil, wouldn't necessarily call it a mistake either (more like bad luck) .

Or a cover story...

whatever...

[smek]

My problem with you kishy is that you are bringing what is wrong with most other motorcycling forums to ksrc.

There is no need to get into pointless arguments on an internet forum.
There is no need to jump in to a topic about someone you don't even know
and post unless you are adding something constructive.

This isn't a place for outsiders to amuse themselves. I'd suggest something like somethingawful.com for that. Although surely you can find a better use for your time.

The forums exists to provide
1) a repository of technical information
2) a place to learn the facts of matters regarding motorcycling
3) a place to keep in touch with friends

ksrc has always been great because of the people. 80% of the members know each other outside the forum and spend a fair bit of time socialising. These people tend to stop reading and dissapear from the site as the idiot level rises. The site is here for them, not you. So find somewhere else to amuse yourself. Alternatively, step back. stop stirring. think about your posts before hitting submit and only submit if you think that post will not lower our opinion of you (it is quite obvious the majority of the members think you're an idiot, based on your postings. Whether that reflects the real you or not isn't important)
Have a social concience and don't spend your time ruining other peoples experiences through selfishness.

Look at your 'Fight Fight' reply in a certain thread. There's no need for a fight and I can't see why you'd actually want one. It is utterly pointless. ksrc isn't a soap opera.

There are two forums for posting bullshit. Off Topic and the joke section. Anything posted elsewhere should either be factual or an informed opinion, obviously leeway is given when the two members involved actually know each other outside the forum.

You're just a troll and I really think everyone should just stop replying to your posts.
You are quite welcome to become a ksrc member if you choose instead of sitting on the sidelines posting every unimportant thought that comes into your head.

[smek]

Oh and regarding the captioned images.

They were funny when they first popped up years ago. Then everyone jumped in on the act and 80% of them weren't actually funny anymore because the creators were just jumping on the band wagon and didn't actually have any comedic talent.

You seem to have saved every single one you've ever come across and put them in any post you possibly can. There is no need for this. The fad is over, most of them aren't very clever anyway and they just slow down the forums without adding anything to them.

[Kishy]

Is that a straight road ? What happened?

Nah bro. The on-ramp is a left hand sweep. Was doing my usual 30min
fun run before going to work, & taking the corner my rear started coming
out from under me (cops looked at the bend & said I hit an oil patch). I
counter-steered to try get control & got the bike upright in a straight line
but ran out of road so the only thing I could do was hold onto the bike &
stay on as long as possible. Was doing well until I saw a ditch (2nd pic) in
front of me that was all water & mud. Soon as I hit it, the bike went straight
down. Nothing I could do about it. & me & bike kept going towards freeway.
I was trying to slow myself down with my arms because I could see the
freeway getting closer & closer. Bike ended up in the emergency lane & I
stopped in middle of the left lane. I couldnt roll back towards the emergency
lane quick enuf bro.. lemme tell ya.







Luckily traffic was all heading opposite direction into the city. Guy who was
following stopped & fucken running towards me so I'm waving my arms to say
I'm OK & I think he was taking it to mean I needed help ASAP

I'm trying to get up & hes pushing me back down again saying to wait for
ambo's; to calm down it'll be alright etc.. I'm thinking WTF.. so I pulled up my
visor & said I'm fine man; let me get up

He said he shitted himself & called the ambulance & police. I said what you call
the cops for. He said I dont know. I just panicked when I saw what happened

Suprised he didnt call the fuckin fire brigade as well

So now I'm thinking I'm fucked because I'm on me Learners.

Pigs came, I showed em my Learner license & he asked "How long ago did you
get your license?"

"Nearly 2yrs ago" ..

They went looked at the bike, & then came back to me.

"How come your Number plates is different to your registration label?"

"I'm still waiting for my label to come in the mail because I changed my plates over
the other week."

"Oh ok"

*Dumb pigs*

They then said there was a big oil patch on the bend; asked if there was anything I
needed help with. I said no & so they left; then I told the ambo's to leave as well.

Payout was deposited into my bank within 14 days, & a week later used the
profit to upgrade to my current ZX9..

R.e. what I-K said about sitting there and taking it up the arse while fuckwits like yourself running from the cops ruining it for the rest of them.

Bro, that aint on me if I-K takes it up the ass. Thats his lifestyle choice which I will never
condone. I aint a faggot & I dont like faggots, so its only natural I'm gonna do what it
takes to avoid copping it from gay pigs. I gotta look after myself so why would I give a rats
if it really does makes it worse for some poof living in a different state who has nothing to
do with me?

[Kishy]

Is that a straight road ? What happened?

I was doing 90km/h when I came off hitting oil on a bend entering a freeway.

You don't have to be a n00b to hit oil, wouldn't necessarily call it a mistake either (more like bad luck) .

Yeh.. it was just pure bad luck..

Its just one of those things that can happen to anyone. I've been on that bend
countless times, & 90km/h is a very reasonable speed. You can comfortable do it
alot faster than that.

[stevew_zzr]

typical crash story 'oh i did this and this and i realised this was happening and I tried about 500 things - cause I'm rossi-incarnate - to save it but i got unlucky'

you got friggen lucky - you should be thankful to be alive and to be honest your story reeks worse than a hospital toilet after bad mexican food week.

Having said that nice work getting the upgrade to the 9R

take it to the track, not to the ditches on the side of the road!

[Kishy]

I'm not the only one who questions pigs chasing road users..

Coroner queries police pursuits
3rd July 2006, 15:20 WST

The practice of police pursuing motorists who fail to stop cannot be justified simply
as being of "common sense", Queensland State Coroner Michael Barnes says.

Mr Barnes said 458 people were injured in pursuits in the five years to 2005 while
eight people have died since 2003.

The Australian reports that in handing down his findings into the death of Andrew
Penetito Ioane, Mr Barnes said it was considered "common sense" to chase those
motorists who refuse to stop.

"Not so long ago, common sense said the world must be flat because if it were
round all those on the bottom would fall off"

"Now we allow science to inform us about matters of physics but some still want to
rely on common sense when dealing with far more complex matters such as human
behaviour."

The 17-year-old was unlicensed and driving a stolen car when he was killed in a 17km
police pursuit through the southern suburbs of Brisbane in December 2004.

Mr Barnes said while Ioane should have stopped, this "in no way excuses the actions
of the police officers involved, who have a positive duty to consider the safety of all
members of the public".

A spokesman for Queensland Police Commissioner Bob Atkinson told the newspaper
police would review the coroner's findings and make any necessary changes.

[javaman]

I'm not the only one who questions pigs chasing road users..

Coroner queries police pursuits
3rd July 2006, 15:20 WST


The 17-year-old was unlicensed and driving a stolen car when he was killed in a 17km
police pursuit through the southern suburbs of Brisbane in December 2004.

I rather see these imbiciles dead than having myself or family member hit by them. There should be a new law to allow police open fire to these fuckwits.

[stevew_zzr]

Kishy - you have to realise, at least if nothing else the police are accountable to the public. They are only human, and are only trained so well to cope with all manner of totally rooted up situations where they have to deal with all manner of irrational people. If you had spent even a week walking in their shoes you would understand how many difficult decisions they have to make, and how no matter how well you train them - there's only so much that they are going to be prepared for.

If you knew *anything* at all about policing - you would know that it has only been in the last 20 or 30 years or so that policing methodology has started to substantially evolve, as far as teaching and policing theory goes it's still very very young. You honestly sound like you haven't got over the less modern image and methods of policing that, although far less prevalent, sadly still exist today.

Yet you are going on and on as if they always get it 'wrong' when the reality of the situation is that there are tonnes of shades of grey involved. At least they are accountable, who is accountable for the actions of that 17 year old ? Anyone ?

Given the way you portray yourself I'm sure that you are well accountable for all your actions? Yeah that and my left testicle is an argentinian folk singer.

Considering your "run from the five-o" attitude and how you present yourself, you appear to pretend that you aren't accountable for anything, or anyone. If you ask me, that's a pretty useless life to be living.

Don't get confused either, I seriously *do not* care about you, or your life. So i'm not pleading and begging with you to change your ways - because I don't have to. I'm just going to join the one hundred other people who have suggested if you plan on hanging around here much longer you might want to think about assimilating with the crowd. Mainly because this forum has much better uses than as a medium for the abation of your ego's needs.

[FrogZ]

Time for some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism...

Kishy, knowing you owned a 7 it all makes sense now, Lainie said we were pretty alike (attitude wise too) so I have been back to reread all this guff to see if I could learn anything re rubbing ppl the wrong way myself.

You make valid comment BUT what upsets people (i think) is the words used to describe them. For example if you said ppl instead of dickheads, this person instead of fucken wanker etc.

Personally I talk like that anyway so it dont offend me too much but others sure take offence to it. I mean if I am not guilty of it why would I take offence (maybe some others need to think about this too )

I dont agree about the cop stuff but, for every bad one there are two good ones, and from personal experience they tend to REACT to how we act rather than leading the confrontations.
i.e. if you have ATTITUDE you get it back,
BUT some f*ggen little Supermen that were beat up at school are ruining it for the good ones....
ANd sometimes I am unlucky enuf to get pulled up after he has just had a arugment with you (or the like) or from a failed "chase" and I will cop the fall out, this is what pisses SOME off too I guess.

What some ppl see as ruining it for everyone else to others is just riding the bike the way it was meant to (just in the wrong place) and the "others" dont REALLY "ride" anyway so who cares ?
(Oh f*ck is that gonna set em off or what?)

Dont tar em all with the same brush Kish, but when they DO give you attitude, spray em long and spray em hard (once the books out of course!!) and spray em as thier leaving too....

For my ten cents dont change your attitude one bit, but do read with a critical eye before you post.
Somehow but I really dont think you give a F* and I aint got a prob with that

[Kishy]

You make valid comment BUT what upsets people (i think) is the words used to describe them. For example if you said ppl instead of dickheads, this person instead of fucken wanker etc.

Personally I talk like that anyway so it dont offend me too much but others sure take offence to it. I mean if I am not guilty of it why would I take offence (maybe some others need to think about this too )

Bro, thats just how I talk. Now ya know why they no longer let me reply
customer email enquiries no mo'.

Spending yrs in the fucken lockup prolly hasent helped either

Dont tar em all with the same brush Kish, but when they DO give you attitude, spray em long and spray em hard (once the books out of course!!) and spray em as thier leaving too....

Bro, I aint naive to think all pigs are crooks, but I just dont like em in
general simply because apart from my younger brother, I've neva
associated with any who have been 100% above board. I've sold drugs
to heaps of em, bought stolen shit off em, seen em bash countless ppl,
have helped em bash others, theyve bashed me many a time & I've
returned the favour as well; have seen em break every road law there is
(because I was with em). Theres too much shit to mention what I've seen
but when you take into account that is all I've seen & know, ya cant really
blame what myself & many others think about em. I dont hate pigs. I simply
tolerate da fuckers.

For my ten cents dont change your attitude one bit, but do read with a critical eye before you post.
Somehow but I really dont think you give a F* and I aint got a prob with that

Thats ma boi

Seriously tho, I do take on board everything anyone has to say. Its most
likely its not gonna change anything but I do take note of whats been said

I usually do read the once over before posting.. only to make sure its clear
what I'm trying to saying.. No other reason.

[Duane]

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this, if only my eyes could vomit.