Decided to go for a walk to the shops, but didn't make it that far...
I tripped up in a misaligned footpath and I think I have sprained my ankle...
OW!!!! Shit it hurts....And I have noone to take me to the Chemist to get a bandage

Actually, I think I was blinded by the flashing police car lights, when they had pulled someone over across the roadaardvark wrote:And so you should!zbeast wrote:In this fine country of ours you'll just get - damn shame, better open your eyes and look where you're going next time.
chameleon wrote:That may well have been the cause of the accident in the first placeSmitty wrote:have a drink
lots of 'em![]()
Fess up Al. Were you tanked, on ya way to the bottle o to get more when it happened?