Lars from Sveeden

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Post by Lars »

L O my name is Lars und I am from Sveeden!

Please excuse my English as I am bi....bisex....bilingual

I love to ski down ze mountain und do ze moguls, I find it very exziting

It vos vonderful to meet so many friendly peoples in Cowes, und I vos very much liking your hospitality inviting me back to your tents you were making.

Especially dat fellow vis za green hair, he was making za tent for za voman on Saturday night hurdy hurdy.

I had heard der vos someone from Canberra der too, und I vanted to talk to him about zum firevorks und porn, but no-von seemed to know who he vos bort bort.

I heff some photos to show you too, but I heff take out ze special ones first, if you know vot I mean burghen shprort
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Post by Stace »

YO LARS:

Great to see you signed up with KSRC. It was our honour to have shown you some bloody great aussie hospitality. Hope you didn't end up to sick after all those "CC's" you scoffed.

Hope to catch up with you again soon, Oh and if you get onto that dude from Canberra see if he knows of some imaginary guy called Mick C or something. YA YA

Cheers mate BORT BORT
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Post by Stereo »

Hi Lars.... Welcome onboard...

Do you know any swedish twins?
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Post by ttc »

Welcome Lars :D

good to meet you in Cowes :twisted:
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Stereo wrote:Hi Lars.... Welcome onboard...

Do you know any swedish twins?


Does he know any, You should see his twin sisters !!!!!!! :twisted: YA YA
No offence Lars, My intentions are purely Gentlemanly BORT BORTING BORT SMOOING SLUUSHLA ZVEDENHELM YA YA GOOD GOOD
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Post by red_dave »

Welcome Lars...

looking forward to seeing these "photos" :?
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Post by Groggles »

ahhhhh ya Lars with the infamous neeeples.

was good to bort i mean meet you at the island.

keep us up to date on your travels.....

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Post by matchan »

G'day Lars,

Hey, you wouldn't be Lars Drinks would you ?

Not sure there is any place in KSRC for Lars Drinks you know. :P :P :P :P

cheers
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Post by Zombie »

välkommen Lars,
Good to see you made it home ok, and remembered us after all that CC!!
Its great that the club has gone truely international at last (other eengleesh speaking countries dont count, cos they'd only be here if they got a visa!)
Will you be travelling down again later in the year? hopefully you will be able to meet Leo and Waynetta at the Island............... Cowes will never be the same again!
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Post by MadKaw »

Hey Lars good to see you made it..

I hope the pics come out, last time I took one of you your batteries had run out..
Luckily I have a photographic memory, unfortunately all those were taken rather late so there all came out blurry....

bort, smorgasboard, toblerone, sprutluder, fittafis ya... :-)
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Post by John H »

Velkommen til KSRC :-)

Lars, you may like to know that there is also a Swedish version of the KSRC website.

http://www.tiffman.com/bork.cgi?url=htt ... /index.php

You should find the site much easier to read when translated into your native language.
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Post by Gosling1 »

Guten aben Lars, eez goot to zee you made it pazt zose drunken booms at ze site ya ya - dey like to bend ze elbow more zan ze knees you reckon maaate ??

anyways i hope your nipples have recovered from the endless licking of ze young Arsie bacpackerz - and I hope your larse is not feeling zo sore from ze long trip home ...borty bort.......

zee you on ze road maate,

yuour maaate

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Post by Lars »

Ya it iz gut to be heffing zuch a varm velcum from you all. I do eff ze tvin zizters, as vell as a bruzzer und sum uzzer friends ess you can zee below...
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Post by mrmina »

gday lars

the top of ur head reminds me of someone i know.

he also does oral favours
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Gretel looks more like Sharon to me.
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