Stop it....

seany · Post by **seany** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:37 pm

Hmmm, might be time for seany to have a career change.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:04 pm

mrmina wrote:jase i think u missed the turn off to broke back mountain and ended up at broken hill

mate if u hadda given him better directions he wouldnt of stood u up!!

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:06 pm

kellz wrote:ok i thought this was cool, till i saw broken hill
man i spent 2 weeks there nursing and not getting paid, was the best and worst 2 weeks of my life
liek i mean something like 35 pubs on teh main streets and a ratio of 100:1 men to women, i mean its good, but not that good, it was hot and cold like nothing else and absolutely nothing to do besides get drunk and go sight seeing

ummm im sure the 100 men u were entitled too would argue...

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:08 pm

ronster wrote:
kellz wrote:ok i thought this was cool, till i saw broken hill
man i spent 2 weeks there nursing and not getting paid, was the best and worst 2 weeks of my life
liek i mean something like 35 pubs on teh main streets and a ratio of 100:1 men to women, i mean its good, but not that good, it was hot and cold like nothing else and absolutely nothing to do besides get drunk and go sight seeing
Kellz, with 100 men to 1 woman, I'm sure you could have found something to do

PC

yea but i think she needed to be able to walk at work mate??

mind u..100 men huh?? thatd be a great way to kill 300 minutes right??

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:13 pm

hhehe when working in the maternity ward in broken hill and seeing guys come in with 2 or 3 chicks cause they all dues around teh same time, mm makes you think twice
hehehe

yeh thats it neka would of only filled in 300 minutes, not long enough still woudl of been boerd.

chameleon · Post by **chameleon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:39 pm

I think jason has the best fucking job on the planet. Aside from being able to shoot roadsigns with impunity, he gets to ride at whatever speed he likes, and never has to check the mirrors, the verges, the bushes.... the sky....

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 4:03 pm

chameleon wrote:I think jason has the best fucking job on the planet.

Are you serious...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a cop.. Dealing with dickheads, druggies and wankers 98% of the time and rarely being thanked...

Every respect for the Plod in that regard...

chameleon · Post by **chameleon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:53 pm

the bribes you can take make up for all that dave. Not that jason would take a bribe, no siree, but chameleon on the other hand....

And if anyone gave me the slightest bit of trouble I'd rip out my glock, or my 44 magnum, stick it right in their face, cock the hammer and... and...

thought we were in victoria for a minute there..

frank

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:16 pm

chameleon wrote: thought we were in victoria for a minute there..

frank

Or Queensland with the bribe stuff...

chameleon · Post by **chameleon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:54 pm

we have a lot of respect for our police officers up here

nothing short of a $100

HemiDuty · Post by **HemiDuty** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 9:57 pm

Hmm, bribing never seemed to work for me. Maybe I shoulda offered more than a fiver...?

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:44 pm

HemiDuty wrote:Hmm, bribing never seemed to work for me. Maybe I shoulda offered more than a fiver...?

maybe u shoulda had a shave that day..then u coulda offered sexual favours....

cops seem to hate "beard rash" around their genitals..so mina keeps telling me....

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:15 pm

HemiDuty wrote:Hmm, bribing never seemed to work for me. Maybe I shoulda offered more than a fiver...?

Drimi, Apparently there's a difference between blow into this breathalizer kit, & blow my special breathalizer kit........also when they say "who's ass is it?" your sposed to say "yours officer" NOT "it belongs to Pontikat"

just some tips for in the future

HemiDuty · Post by **HemiDuty** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:32 pm

Hey! My ass belongs to anyone that will buy me some slicks.

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:26 am

HemiDuty wrote:Hey! My ass belongs to anyone that will buy me some slicks.

Damn Fine ass too considering it is emtied every 2 hours from all the rabbit food.
What would a shagged Pirelli Corsa Front get me "Strawbs" ?, maybe a "Warm Handshaken'" or a "Little Lip Lock" ?
Cheers Brett.

Back to the topic for a sec Jas my hats off to you mate i couldn't do your job & i agree with you about all these new topics everyday .. sheesh.