A finger for your debt....

gray_rm · Post by **gray_rm** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:14 am

Hows this for a great story (to lighten things up a bit):

SMH 19-1-06 wrote: -------------snipped from Wendy's law suit---------
...Investigators later determined Plascencia obtained the piece of finger from a co-worker who had lost the top of a finger in an industrial accident at a Las Vegas paving company.

The man had turned over the finger fragment to settle a $50 debt.

WOW - what if it was a $200 debt? His ol' fella?

mick_dundee · Post by **mick_dundee** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:30 am

Ouch to both options, for $50 i'll keep my finger, for $200 I can think of LOTS of more prefeerable ways of settling the debt than donating my dick to science (or whomever).

Now of course, if the person to whom I owed the money was female and she wanted my dick with me attached, then i'm sure something could be arranged

gray_rm · Post by **gray_rm** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 8:33 am

Sorry Mick, but in this case, your dick would be placed in a bowl of Wendy's Chili

, and would be used to spark a court case which eventually sent the dick-placer (or in this case, a fingertip placer) in jail for 9 years!

That would hurt, wouldn't it, all that chili? Anyone done it?