GREEN IS MEAN!!!!! But i got black instead

[Bogan]

Mary had a little lamb, the doctors and the midwife were amazed...

Welcome.

[tim]

Welcome!

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

[dutchy]

this is the first time i've seen someones user name stir up such passion.

[ducati_paul]

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece as black as soot, and into Marys glass of milk it's sooty foot it put
welcome!

[tim]

so that's you in the middle?

[Bogan]

Mary had a little lamb, she fed it only crackers.
And every time it dropped a crumb she kicked it in the knackers.

Found a couple more but they have rude words in them...

[macca]

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece,
To see if they would...........fall off.

[smithy5]

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as black as charcoal
everytime it jumped the fence
you could see it's little































eyes roll