GREEN IS MEAN!!!!! But i got black instead

Mary had a little lamb, the doctors and the midwife were amazed...

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Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.

this is the first time i've seen someones user name stir up such passion.

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece as black as soot, and into Marys glass of milk it's sooty foot it put
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so that's you in the middle?

Mary had a little lamb, she fed it only crackers.
And every time it dropped a crumb she kicked it in the knackers.

Found a couple more but they have rude words in them...

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece,
To see if they would...........fall off.

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as black as charcoal
everytime it jumped the fence
you could see it's little































eyes roll