SPEED DATING.....

[kaneg]

I've never done it, but find it a fascinating concept ...

What would be your first three questions to the person on the other side of the table ???

( Of course if you done it you could just tell us some real life experiences )

[hoffy]

Are you definitely a woman ?

Do you like Donuts ?

What type of Donuts ?

[Slow and wobbly]

Are you definitely a woman ?

Been burnt before no doubt!

[photomike666]

Que Kevin Bloody Wilson...

"Do ya fuck on first dates,
Does ya dad own a brewery
Could I feel ya tits, or would you show them to me..."

[Wattie]

what religion?
do ya like bikes?
do you have nice friends?

[woteva]

Can you cook ??
Can you clean ??
Can you mow the lawn ??

[Aahzap!]

Whats your name?
Whats the time?
What are you doing after this?

[ZZRCHIKKY]

Are U an idiot ?

Are U Full of Shit ?

Are U a man ?


( cos if they answer no to the first two and yes to the last one they are full of shit ! !! ! ! ! )

[triway]

Why are you here?

No..... really, why are you here?

How long did it take to learn that line?

[Possum]

Are U an idiot ?

Are U Full of Shit ?

Are U a man ?


( cos if they answer no to the first two and yes to the last one they are full of shit ! !! ! ! ! )

They wouldnt even need to answer the first 2 questions going off the questions posted already!!

[Possum]

1 Do you ride?
2 What do you drink?
3 Lets get out of here -

[Stereo]

Question 2: "Hey! where did question 1 go?"
Question 1: "Oh! hey!@ I found it, how on earth did it get there?"
Question 3: "I havent wasted my 3 questions have I?"

[red_dave]

Only need 2...

1. Wanna come over for cheesecake and anal sex?
2. Why don't you like cheesecake?

[Possum]

Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid?

[Mel]

Sheer dumb luck I'd say Possum!