SPEED DATING.....

I've never done it, but find it a fascinating concept ...

What would be your first three questions to the person on the other side of the table ???

( Of course if you done it you could just tell us some real life experiences )

Are you definitely a woman ?

Do you like Donuts ?

What type of Donuts ?

Are you definitely a woman ?

Been burnt before no doubt!

Que Kevin Bloody Wilson...

"Do ya fuck on first dates,
Does ya dad own a brewery
Could I feel ya tits, or would you show them to me..."

what religion?
do ya like bikes?
do you have nice friends?

Can you cook ??
Can you clean ??
Can you mow the lawn ??

Whats your name?
Whats the time?
What are you doing after this?

Are U an idiot ?

Are U Full of Shit ?

Are U a man ?


( cos if they answer no to the first two and yes to the last one they are full of shit ! !! ! ! ! )

Why are you here?

No..... really, why are you here?

How long did it take to learn that line?

Are U an idiot ?

Are U Full of Shit ?

Are U a man ?


( cos if they answer no to the first two and yes to the last one they are full of shit ! !! ! ! ! )

They wouldnt even need to answer the first 2 questions going off the questions posted already!!

1 Do you ride?
2 What do you drink?
3 Lets get out of here -

Question 2: "Hey! where did question 1 go?"
Question 1: "Oh! hey!@ I found it, how on earth did it get there?"
Question 3: "I havent wasted my 3 questions have I?"

Only need 2...

1. Wanna come over for cheesecake and anal sex?
2. Why don't you like cheesecake?

Tell me... how do you guys ever get laid?

Sheer dumb luck I'd say Possum!