Jeez, Matty how long ya got ?? I've been arse over elbow too often
Have mellowed in my later years (takes longer to recover when you're over 40, so I've calmed down a bit)
1st one was down to inexperience and the rush of youth......
car in front indicates right, I drop down a gear and rip it open up the inside only to find he had been indicating to overtake a parked car
2nd one, a car turned across me......choice was hit him or the double decker bus, tried for the rear of his car......broke left arm in 4 places, smashed elbow in right arm( made drinking beer extremely difficult until I learned how to hold the pot between the plasters and suck thru a straw

), left leg in 2 places, cracked 2 discs in my back, punctured kidney & lung, collarbone and had to have my knee caps replaced with plastic ones and the wanker had the nerve to come over to me as I lay in the gutter and ask me if I was OK
3rd was exactly a week after being discharged from the hospital above...
70mph dragging my knee on a left hander the back wheel slipped on a drain cover, kicked down with left foot and thought fark that was close when the front hit the kerb......ground,sky,ground, sky and ended up back in the same hospital bed......
You want more ???

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.