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Postby Strika » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:31 pm

Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?
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Postby Stereo » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:37 pm

Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?


They can.... but only valentino rossi gets those tires... You get the same tires as the Kawasaki riders get...
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Postby Gosling1 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:45 pm

Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you and Neka related ???

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Postby Strika » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:54 pm

Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:Dear Dr. Stereo,
My girl friend (as opposed to my wife) likes it up the back passage. Which is fine during "that" time, but can sometimes be a little wrong....if you know what I mean??????
My question is how come they can't make tyres that you can scrape the pegs with in the pissing rain, yet last 80,000 klms like my 4WD tyres do???? :? FFS they can send people into outer space, and even bring some of them back, why can't they do that???? :?



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you and Neka related ???

:D


Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:
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Postby Gosling1 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:13 pm

Strika wrote:....Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:


aaaaaahh, of COURSE, that explains everything..... :lol:

8)
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Postby Stereo » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:22 pm

Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:....Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:


aaaaaahh, of COURSE, that explains everything..... :lol:

8)


I used to ride a Honda....
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Postby Stace » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:37 pm

Stereo wrote:
Gosling1 wrote:
Strika wrote:....Honda riding brothers Gosling!!!!!!! :wink:


aaaaaahh, of COURSE, that explains everything..... :lol:

8)


I used to ride a Honda....


So Dr Stereo, Why is it that you changed to the only REAL bike on the road? (But it does explain a few things knowing you owned a Honda) :wink:
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Postby Stereo » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:10 pm

Stace wrote:only REAL bike on the road? (But it does explain a few things knowing you owned a Honda) :wink:


Ive tried the rest..... Thought I would try the best :)

My last bike was a 99 CBR600F3 with dynajet kit, rear reduction, after market pipe and zorst... personalised number plate PRVRT 8)
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Postby Bluefly » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:43 pm

Dr Stereo,

Why are so many things square? i.e. TV's, bread, tissues, paper, cheese, computers, windows, boxes?
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Postby Stereo » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:55 pm

Bluefly wrote:Dr Stereo,

Why are so many things square? i.e. TV's, bread, tissues, paper, cheese, computers, windows, boxes?


For two reasons...

Reason 1
psychology of symmetry:
The human mind finds things that are symmetrical more appealing... This is why lopsided people are not attractive...

Reason 2
3 Dimensional Storage sizes:
A square or rectanglular shaped box can store more than any other shape, since an equalateral triangle of the same height and width can only contain a third of a square and a elipse can only contain a fraction of a rectangular box (X*Y*Z - 4/3 PI * width axis radius * length axis radius * height axis radius) . The same applies for any other polygon (althought the calculations would be much more complex).... Hence, the rectangle or square is the most efficient storage size possible.
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Postby gray_rm » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:35 pm

Dear Doctor,
Can you tell me why when I post stuff, my post counter is never increased?
Have I been a bad boy? Am I in post-limbo? :oops:
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Postby gray_rm » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:36 pm

... Oops - I think I have to post 3 times before it goes up 1...
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Postby gray_rm » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:36 pm

Oh - no I don't!
You've fixed it already - thank you Dr Stereo!
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Postby Stereo » Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:47 pm

gray_rm wrote:Oh - no I don't!
You've fixed it already - thank you Dr Stereo!


You are very welcome
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Postby balanse » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:28 pm

Dr Steroe

Cycle magazine once described the in-line 4 cylinder motor as the "18 year old blond in a bikini" of motorcycle engine configurations.

Do you know what was meant by this??

Taking this analogy .. what would be the "54 year old red head in a track suit" of engine configs?

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