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boy from syd

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:23 pm
by kawa 06
Two boys were playing football in a Brisbane park when one of the boys was attacked by a savage Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it down the dog's collar and twisted, breaking the dog's neck.



A Courier Mail reporter heard about the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.


"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he wrote in his notebook.



“But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replied.



"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane, I just assumed you were," said the reporter, and he started again.



"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack!" he jotted in his notebook.



"I'm not a Broncos fan either" the boy responded.



The reporter started again: "Maroons Supporter Risks Life In Heroic Rescue"



"I'm not a Maroons fan either!" the boy responded. "



"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons. What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asked.



"We are both from Sydney and I'm a Blue's fan," the boy said.



The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook and wrote:

"Redneck Cockroach Little Bastard Vandalises Fence and Kills Beloved Family Pet." :kuda:

Re: boy from syd

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:39 am
by h.b.bear
BRING BACK SEIKO :roll:

Re: boy from syd

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:39 am
by laidback
Seiko has a new welder...no time for jokes atm... :twisted:

Re: boy from syd

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:06 am
by marksesh
Give the guy a break at least having a go, :D

Re: boy from syd

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:59 am
by smithy5
So "YAPPA" is a reporter for the Courier Mail, ay ;) :lol: :lol: