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Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:59 pm
by Phantom
The intersection of High St and Coburns rd in Melton is probably Meltons largest intersection
in size and traffic flow. It is equiped with a large roundabout, which would be a great idea if.... and
this is a very large if; if Victorian Car drivers had more than a single brain cell in the cavity which
is otherwise a complete vacuum. And just as well that the cavity has this almost complete vaccum
because that is all that stops the guts of those Victorian car driver falling out of their huge
arseholes.

A driver actualy almost complety stopped in this round about in front of me and started to abuse me and the driver
beside me for what??? Being at the intersection. Words fail me.

300 metres later I was on the 2 lane High st in the right lane when one of those extra large 4 wheel drive
vehicles.... with smooth tyres for fvcking chr1st sake... in the left lane suddenly violently swerved left
toward the gutter????? Perhaps the driver saw KAWASAKI on the fuel tank and thought Faaaarrrrrrrk KAWASAKI.....
FROM JAPAN......... IT MUST BE RADIO-ACTIVE............... RUN AWAY????????? because their single brain cell
didnt realize that the Toyota Landcruiser they were driving was japanese as well............etc etc etc ad infinitum.

Better to be driving through Parramatta at peak period with no brakes

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:27 pm
by Gosling1
Victoria - The Fine State.

8)

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:58 pm
by Strika
I've lived in Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne & Sydney and rank them in that order worst to best. I have worked a lot in Brisvegas and rank them somewhere close to Perth, maybe slightly better. Melbourne drivers aren't good, but nowhere near the fuckwits in Adelaide.

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:03 pm
by Smitty
Strika wrote:I've lived in Adelaide, Perth, Melbourne & Sydney and rank them in that order worst to best. I have worked a lot in Brisvegas and rank them somewhere close to Perth, maybe slightly better. Melbourne drivers aren't good, but nowhere near the fuckwits in Adelaide.
sorta the same for me....over the years its been -
Brisvegas Adelaide Sydney and (of course mostly) Melbourne
and the motor vehicle occupants (aka sometimes cage drivers) are ranked worst in that order

most recently (just before Easter) I saw a driver make a deliberate turn and drive down Ann st the Valley in Brisvegas the WRONG WAY
while eating his cereal outta of a bowl...ok it was only 7.00 am but it still blew me away :shock:

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:11 pm
by seiko1
I have to agree with the Adelaide drivers being the worst, I lived in all the other States
and this palce has the fucking stupidest in the land! ;)
Every day, and I mean EVERY day, I watch the dumbasses turn right from the left lane on a two lane roundabout :roll:
Occasionally I indicate to turn left from the right lane just for shit's and giggles, they slam on the anchors in panic
and it still doesn't occur to the fuckheads that they are doing it wrong because you see the
same dick doing the same thing the very next evening :lol:

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:13 pm
by Duane
Mate, your problem isn't victorian drivers. It was that you were in melton, that's a different breed together..

Having grown up there myself and knowing that peice of road you're talking about It's not unusual for tards to drive their weapons of mass destruction into things.

I lived on the corner of station n barries road for 18 years I couldn't tell you the amount of times people drove through the round about or even worse, through our fence.

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:29 pm
by Glen
I'd like to transcend State barriers and nominate Taxi Drivers as the worst group of anything on the road. FFS they do this shit for a living and they're still crap at it :roll: , where does anyone have a job like that????????

I actually don't mind getting around Brisbane, although you do get the odd Yokel.

I don't find Melbourne too bad in the main but when I have seen bad shit it's been really stupid.

What I do like about Adelaide is that people still flash their high beams when theres a cop about. Noone in Sydney ever does that anymore.

What I hate about Sydney? There are too many drivers who can't merge on and off Motorways at the speed limit and they have no concept of keeping left once they're on them.

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:34 pm
by Six Addict
i never know why merging must be done at 20kph either glen... it becomes harder and more hesitant when you slow down... i also agree with freeways, all too often when heading up the f3 its quickest to sit in the left lane while you watch a traffic jam form in the right lane :roll:

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:38 pm
by webcase
Glen wrote:I'd like to transcend State barriers and nominate Taxi Drivers as the worst group of anything on the road.
+1
There's no other vehicles on the road that i tense up for ready to react to.Particularly when they are idling in the inside lane waiting patiently for a motorcyclist to come along so they can floor it and do a u -turn right in front of you.F#@kers! Pure evil they are :twisted:

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:42 pm
by red_dave
Glen wrote:I'd like to transcend State barriers and nominate Taxi Drivers as the worst group of anything on the road.
I see your Taxi Drivers and raise you Camry Drivers...

Much worse :x

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:20 pm
by mike-s
Oi, I've got a camry........

oh right, i also have two suzuki's :oops:

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:25 pm
by Phantom
Taxi drivers are up there, no doubt, but Victorian taxi drivers should be in the Guinness Book Of Records.
If they are not doing lethal U turns in the most bizzare manner and places they are raping their passengers....
and in Victoria a convicted rapist taxi driver gets to keep his taxi licence!

Victorian drivers are worlds worst. I rest my case.

Having said that; exceed the speed limmit by 5 kmh 5 times per year; wave bye bye to your ticket to ride.

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:59 pm
by CrozRX
Boys, I have lived and ridden in Melb.Perth, Adel, and Syd, nothing takes the cake from Bris or QLD. Trust me no-one up here knows how to get up in the morning let alone drive safely. QLD takes it for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:18 pm
by laidback
From many years of driving all over aus...I don't think that you can nominate any particular category as worst.

There are many people driving in Aus that should never have got their licence. :shock:

B double drivers nearly running over a group of cars because he was watching road workers not obeying 80, 60, 40, prepare to stop and me throwing a stop bat at him and diving for cover...

Or the old Indian lady who drove past my stop bat even though I hit her windscreen with it... :twisted: probably had an international driving licence issued by Indian NRMA.

We all have many instances of such bad driving.

Re: Victorian Car Drivers Are Worlds Worst!

Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:48 pm
by Glen
....and clearly from your avatar we all have many instances of bad hair cuts :)