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Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:26 pm
by Wattie
yes....
the time has arrived i think i am pussy whipped.
Today the wifey and i were driving along, eating macca's.
yes i know im on a diet.
but i was eating my crispy chicken burger, and she got a side of 6 chicken nuggets.
i had to nibble all the batter off the chicken nuggets as the Mrs was driving.
She doesnt like the batter, so here i am eating the healthiest part of the chcken nuggets.
yep. Pussy whipped.
I had to feed the de-battered nuggets to her while michelle was drving.
"SHE" is Michelles Ginger cat called Amber...

Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:40 pm
by robracer
Mate get a life

Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:45 pm
by Poyda
Yes, for a number of reasons.
1. You weren't driving
2 You were feeding her cat
HTFU

Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:08 pm
by Glen
Can you eat the batter off my deep fried Mars bar bitch
HTFU big fella... I don't see Gobert doing this.
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:08 pm
by photomike666
If you don't feed the pussy, you won't stroke the pussy - means to an end
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:15 pm
by Reedy
bum sex is the answer.
lube her up with a few glasses of wine then stick it in her ass. Reclaim the throne. She'll respect you a whole lot more after you've dominated her ass.
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:16 pm
by Reedy
i wouldnt recommend the same for the cat but i guess you could give it a try

Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:27 pm
by tim
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:24 am
by fireyrob
We've found the KSRC Gimp

Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:14 am
by Blurr
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:08 am
by Wattie
she showed her gratitude by shitting in her travel box when we got to Nowra
she did the rest of the trip on the back seat
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:51 am
by seiko1
OMG
The new Wattie.......

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Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:53 pm
by hoffy
Watt, you are probably the *Most* pussy whipped person I know....I mean hell, she wouldn't even let you get a cool bike, so you had to settle for a Gumby..

Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:34 pm
by waynemorgan
Re: Pussy whipped, do i need help?
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:59 am
by smithy5
Pussy whipped

Fanny smacked

Testicles in a vice

Your life is over. Just pass your bike onto someone who is allowed to ride it and RIP your poor unfortunate soul.
or get a divorce and enjoy
