Dwarf With An Itch
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:41 pm
A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in
the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his
desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she
hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
"How's that?"
"Well, it's a lot better actually, but...........it's still there."
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip.
"How's that?" he asks again more confident.
"That's wonderful! What did you do?"
"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."
the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his
desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she
hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
"How's that?"
"Well, it's a lot better actually, but...........it's still there."
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip, snip.
"How's that?" he asks again more confident.
"That's wonderful! What did you do?"
"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."
