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I was thinking of going along to one of these next month and wondered if any KSRC girls (from NSW) would like to come along?

Bunnings link

I'll pass....cos Bunnings suck


(and I have a brother who used to manage a hardware store )

Mate, you gotta get yourself a man, only people in Bunnins should be men, thats where we go to get away from women....

Although there is a real hot calender girl sort workin a Bunnins near my work, she's ok to be there

They'r very helpful and easy DIY tips&lessons Collette
best go with something in mind you have to build/make or do to your place,that way you can pick their brains on certain things.
I did a complete drainage system (gutters,pipes,grates,etc etc)for my old house out of it,and Kerry got heaps of painting ideas(color combos,styles) for the old home too which she used.

aaaagh...ya better read
the BUNNINGS joke of the week


A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office,
the wife is crying, and the husband is obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult. However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible
...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
and had my way with her right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.


"We know." said the young man, hanging his head,
"We're not welcome at Bunnings, either.



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One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs

Colette wrote:One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs

Did you really expect anything more??? 1/5 is pretty good I think, considering.

I've heard they're really good, but, until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Duane wrote:

Colette wrote:One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs

Did you really expect anything more??? 1/5 is pretty good I think, considering.

I've heard they're really good, but, until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Actually for some silly reason, I did expect some thing more...should have known better, eh?

Colette wrote:

Duane wrote:

Colette wrote:One helpful response out of five, thanks Pabs

Did you really expect anything more??? 1/5 is pretty good I think, considering.

I've heard they're really good, but, until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Actually for some silly reason, I did expect some thing more...should have known better, eh?

and I hadn't even started on the girls "DIY" with "power tools" yet

looks good colette.

would love to, but somehow, i doubt my uni life lets me enjoy much more than my text books and lectures..

maybe once i graduate and get some spare time i will do some.

have fun

Sorry Colette.

I did post a reply, but changed my mind and deleted it, not thinking that you'd probably like a serious response either way.

So here's the new version of my reply:
(drum roll)
No thanks. But I hope you have fun.

Duane wrote:[
until I'm comfortable with wearing ladies clothes at bunnings, I wont be attending.

Yeah Duane last time after you drop'd that paint tin we both got in trouble and asked not to come back

Would come Colette but have been banned from Bunnings

Some prick in a green apron asked me if I wanted decking ,




So I got the first punch in

is this a repost by any chance or am i having day-ja-vu

Hope all the hubbies are sending them to get
tartan paint, left handed screwdrivers and
some spare bubbles for the spirit level.

Sorry Colette its too hard not too.