GPX.Lainie wrote:I wanna know if Asians make Kwaka why is it so hard to find a Kwaka bigger than a 250 for short people? I mean how many tall Asians are their?
You are mis-informed, there are plenty of larger CC kwakas perfect for short people... for example, the Vulcan 500 and the vulcan 800 both have a very low ride height...
As for short asians.... Yes, that doesnt make sense.... but they are a complicated people who think they are much taller than they really are...
Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
But then i would have to take pictures of myself. Oh but it might be worth it if i take pistures of Greg. He is yet to appear human in any photos.
FASTER AND FASTER Until the Thrill of Speed Over Powers the Fear of Death
Stace wrote:Dear Dolly Doctor, Woops i mean Dr Stereo. Seeing as we appear to have the same problem you might be able to help me. My question is, Every time a appear in a photo, Why do i always look so GOD DARN AWFUL?? Please help me so i can rectify the problem.
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
But then i would have to take pictures of myself. Oh but it might be worth it if i take pistures of Greg. He is yet to appear human in any photos.
Im sorry, that particular grade of camera is not suitable to work in those conditions....
Stereo wrote:
It is a problem with the lens of the camera's you have been posing in front of. I recommend an SLR analogue camera such as the Richo SLR500e with a 35mm lens, mounted flash with reflector defusion and manual aperature control...
By the way, I just happen to be selling that EXACT camera.... PM me if you want to look good in photos... I'll give you a special mates rates price...
But then i would have to take pictures of myself. Oh but it might be worth it if i take pistures of Greg. He is yet to appear human in any photos.
Im sorry, that particular grade of camera is not suitable to work in those conditions....
i resemble that remark
2008 ZX14R Black
2004 ZX10R Green...Snotty....GONE
2005 ZX12R Black....CRASHED
1995 ZX7/9R Green...The Mutant....GONE to a good home
2006 49cc Team Mini MotoBar...GONE
No... in fact you resemble the festering sphyncter of a two week dead buffalo...
You leave my mate alone, Ya big BULLY
yeah before midnight i look pretty darn good!!
2008 ZX14R Black
2004 ZX10R Green...Snotty....GONE
2005 ZX12R Black....CRASHED
1995 ZX7/9R Green...The Mutant....GONE to a good home
2006 49cc Team Mini MotoBar...GONE
Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????
I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
FASTER AND FASTER Until the Thrill of Speed Over Powers the Fear of Death
Stace wrote:Dr Stereo, Can you please answer me the following question, Why is it that Billy the Kid and Leo the wanker have never met?? They are always at the same gatherings however are never in the same place at the same time. Why is it so???????
I am sure they would get along quite well if they met.
The universe in its infinite wisdom keeps certain forces from meeting each other. You may have heard the saying "What happens when an unstoppable force meets and unmoveable object?" .... The fact is that no one knows, because it has never happened..... The universe is structured in a way that is vast and beyond understanding and this is one of those things.... Not for me ofcourse.... but for everyone else certainly...
So to answer your question.... The reason they have never met is because they are destined to never meet...
