Zteven wrote:SHIT HAPPENS!!
Don't know where it came from but:
"Shit don't just happen,, Assholes cause it"
Your favorite saying..........
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Burky
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Don't know where it came from but:
"Shit don't just happen,, Assholes cause it"
"I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here"
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Valheru70
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Here's one,
Ugly people- has a head like a robbers dog.
V
Ugly people- has a head like a robbers dog.
V
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Burky
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
One that was used in the shop I used to work at, she was an old pain in the ass:
She was known as "The Crayfish"
Big fat Ass and a head full of Shit!
She was known as "The Crayfish"
Big fat Ass and a head full of Shit!
"I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here"
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Black Magic
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Gosling1 wrote:I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
'Life is short- break the rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truely,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And NEVER regret anything that made you smile.'
GSXR 600 K7 'Black Magic'
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Given the weather conditions here today...
" I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks....
...................... than in the drink with a boat on the rocks!"
Cheers,
Pete
" I'd rather be in a boat with a drink on the rocks....
...................... than in the drink with a boat on the rocks!"
Cheers,
Pete
Live Fast, Die Sideways
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esie
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Flashheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils.
- Bells (Blackadder the II)
Do not fear offending anyone. Speak as your mind directs and always act with more courage when the “mammon of unrighteousness” is in question. - Catherine McAuley
- Bells (Blackadder the II)
Do not fear offending anyone. Speak as your mind directs and always act with more courage when the “mammon of unrighteousness” is in question. - Catherine McAuley
Cheers,
Anne
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Anne
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Cougar :)
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
I don't like to say no to me!
Skin isn't see through for a reason (commonly used when people talk about insides!)
Skin isn't see through for a reason (commonly used when people talk about insides!)
Lifes too short...ride hard...
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
At the feast of ego, everyone goes home hungry
It's difficult to make a comeback if you haven't been anywhere
If voting could really change things it would be illegal
Make love, not war. Hell, do both - Get married!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity
It's difficult to make a comeback if you haven't been anywhere
If voting could really change things it would be illegal
Make love, not war. Hell, do both - Get married!
Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
None are more hopelessly enslaved than
those who falsely believe they are free.
those who falsely believe they are free.
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
the old owner of The Stable ( bike dealership here a few years ago)
He was nicknamed " Chrome " by the mechanics and shop staff.........
ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH
(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial
)
He was nicknamed " Chrome " by the mechanics and shop staff.........
ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH
(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial
)".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
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Gosling1
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
the old (bald) owner of The Stable ( bike dealership here a few years ago)
He was nicknamed " Mudguard " by the mechanics and shop staff.........
ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH
(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial )
He was nicknamed " Mudguard " by the mechanics and shop staff.........
ALL SHINY ON TOP AND SHIT UNDERNEATH
(top bloke, I still catch up with him every year at the Barry Sheene Memorial
)".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
You'd lose your balls if you didn't have a bag to keep them in 
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07 ZX10R since new, tracky TBA, KX450F, 87 CR250 restoration, GT MTB - I've got serious thrill issues, dude
07 ZX10R since new, tracky TBA, KX450F, 87 CR250 restoration, GT MTB - I've got serious thrill issues, dude
Re: Your favorite saying..........
bucket and swing - put a bucket on her head and swing off the handle.
19,500 before the cut out. Can you hear me SCREEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Your favorite saying..........
Another from my Grandfather that I forgot:
'Measure as many times as you like, because you only get to cut once.'
'Measure as many times as you like, because you only get to cut once.'
ZRX1200R, KLR650 (both 08s), 1983 BMW R80ST.
"I'll help you down the trail and proud to!" Rooster Cogburn.
"I'll help you down the trail and proud to!" Rooster Cogburn.