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Duane wrote:
frogzx12r wrote:..damn I gotta get me a copy of this rule book :lol:
Thats rule number 87xIiiC - thou whom requests membership book shall not have it, as none of ye members have bothered to type it in full.
And last but not least (in the unwritten handbook)

Rule 87XIiiD - We want a shrubbery!
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Duane wrote:
T wrote:Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

:oops:
Hey, I resemble that remark.

*burp* *ffffart*
Resemble or resent??? Didn't mean to offend. :wink:
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T wrote:
Duane wrote:
T wrote:Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

:oops:
Hey, I resemble that remark.

*burp* *ffffart*
Resemble or resent??? Didn't mean to offend. :wink:
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Zombie said "Rule 87XIiiD - We want a shrubbery!"

Nih Nih Nih Nih !!!!!!
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Neka79 wrote:and no ones even touched on the part about silly hair, bondage, and self humiliation..have they stace??
Not to mention stainless steel bolts ETC :wink: :twisted:
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and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
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MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
I did that once, but I couldnt figure out how to PM a beer. so I gave up and drank it.
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Duane wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
I did that once, but I couldnt figure out how to PM a beer. so I gave up and drank it.
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MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
Bugger, I've only drunk his beer, not bought him any :oops:

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MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:
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MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
Thats nearly twelve hundred beers. Cool.drunken_smilie.gif
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I understand that rule 1a need not be recieted (thou shalt praise the Kawasaki gods)
but rule 2 is of greatest importance; thy shalt bag any and all other makes of motorcycle, miss-pronounce their manufacturer in an insulting manor, and generally hang shite on their riders
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Stace wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:
Correct, because if they do, they may have there sig altered casting dispersions on said members sexuality..... :wink:


BTW, This is all a fabrication and untrue.!!!

I have no stairs.!!
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MadKaw wrote:
Stace wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:
Correct, because if they do, they may have there sig altered casting dispersions on said members sexuality..... :wink:
1(b) - No one must ever speak of Stace's sexual habits with Me at GP and Superbikes, nor must we admit to seeing such fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie being used by either of said parties.
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MadKaw wrote:
Stace wrote:
MadKaw wrote:and rule No. 69..
Your a real member when you have bought the site owner a beer...
:wink:
What about Rule No 1 (a) ???

Rule No 1 (a) A REAL Member must never hang shit on MadKaw for the collection of fishnets, frilly undies and assorted lingerie he keeps secretly under the stairs.

:shock:
Correct, because if they do, they may have there sig altered casting dispersions on said members sexuality..... :wink:
Exactly why i wouldn't mention it OH POWERFUL ONE :lol:
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