when are u a REAL member ?

ronster · Post by **ronster** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:12 pm

Neka79 wrote:
mrmina wrote:
Neka79 wrote: ud have to be to sleep with mario!!
so what was ur excuse...or were u and mario making love
i wasnt shagging mario....i let the little tart go after i heard he was 2 timing u and Ron..

PC

tape · Post by **tape** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:16 pm

greeny wrote:When you go out if your way and help someone for no other reason than its a nice thing to do and the only way you know this person is thru KSRC.

Well said Greeny but you forgot the bit about the "now that we are friends, you owe me drinks for ever"

Ronster has it right too, cept he forgot the bit about:

Rule 13(a)(ii) Real members are forgiven, unreal members are exalted.

mfzx6r · Post by **mfzx6r** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:30 pm

ronster wrote:
Neka79 wrote:
mrmina wrote: so what was ur excuse...or were u and mario making love
i wasnt shagging mario....i let the little tart go after i heard he was 2 timing u and Ron..

PC

Your a member when your head hurts and you wakeup in the morning with a sore arse and 10c in your hand !

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:32 pm

mfzx6r wrote: Your a member when your head hurts and you wakeup in the morning with a sore arse and 10c in your hand !

well arent u lucky u have a whole dollar

ronster · Post by **ronster** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:17 pm

tape wrote:
greeny wrote:When you go out if your way and help someone for no other reason than its a nice thing to do and the only way you know this person is thru KSRC.
Well said Greeny but you forgot the bit about the "now that we are friends, you owe me drinks for ever"

Ronster has it right too, cept he forgot the bit about:

Rule 13(a)(ii) Real members are forgiven, unreal members are exalted.

Also forgot Rule 23b...You must have survived seeing Zombie in the morning before she's had a coffee.

PC

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:23 pm

ronster wrote:
tape wrote:
greeny wrote:When you go out if your way and help someone for no other reason than its a nice thing to do and the only way you know this person is thru KSRC.
Well said Greeny but you forgot the bit about the "now that we are friends, you owe me drinks for ever"

Ronster has it right too, cept he forgot the bit about:

Rule 13(a)(ii) Real members are forgiven, unreal members are exalted.
Also forgot Rule 23b...You must have survived seeing Zombie in the morning before she's had a coffee.

PC

Welcome to my world

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:13 pm

mfzx6r wrote:
ronster wrote:
Neka79 wrote: i wasnt shagging mario....i let the little tart go after i heard he was 2 timing u and Ron..

PC

Your a member when your head hurts and you wakeup in the morning with a sore arse and 10c in your hand !

oh u mean a GP nite camping??

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:46 pm

ronster wrote:Rule 7c... Real members must have been banned from at least two PI caravan parks.

Rule 8biii...Real members must be able to communicate with Lars.

Rule 11... Real members must NEVER have sex with Neka

Rule 12k... Real members must be able to find turn 1 wearing a blindfold.

Rule 23b...You must have survived seeing Zombie in the morning before she's had a coffee.

tape wrote:Rule 13(a)(ii) Real members are forgiven, unreal members are exalted.

Just checked the handbook, and you guys missed the most important one
Rule 4xii Members must be fluent in Mad Max so they are able to commicate propally with Gosling.

the kid · Post by **the kid** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:20 am

Spoke to Gos over the W/E , after reading rule 4xii , and he said to send greetings to anyone who cares

He is still working on getting a puter going , but has another project

He can tell more when he is back .

He is in fine form

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:38 am

I can see Rule 32 (a) & (b) has been over looked by all. Just to jog your memory -

Rule 32 (a) A real member MUST have "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" on the jukebox or play list at any and all parties held in the state of Victoria. No EXCEPTIONS.

Rule 32 (b) Same as rule 32 (a) except this rule covers all other Australian States and territories as well as any other country that a KSRC part can be held, If any member of KSRC Victoria is in attendance then the above mentioned song must be made available at any and all times during the time of the party.

Now i'm glad we have that sorted out.

T · Post by T » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:13 am

Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:27 am

T wrote:Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

Hey, I resemble that remark.

*burp* *ffffart*

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:35 pm

T wrote:Ron You forgot.............

Rule 4xii (a)

Real members must be able to stand or sit for long periods of time and not complain about noises and strange smells coming from Duane.......

and no ones even touched on the part about silly hair, bondage, and self humiliation..have they stace??

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:46 pm

..damn I gotta get me a copy of this rule book

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:00 pm

frogzx12r wrote:..damn I gotta get me a copy of this rule book

Thats rule number 87xIiiC - thou whom requests membership book shall not have it, as none of ye members have bothered to type it in full.