Texting at 80kph..

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Re: Texting at 80kph..

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keep it real fellas :kuda: ksrc fight club that would be great idea i would attend as well :kuda:
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Re: Texting at 80kph..

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Glen wrote:
Strika wrote:I've probably done more klms than you've had shits and I'm still here. :roll:
Not a real convincing statistic grumblebum. Assuming a life expectancy of 75 years and a shitting frequency of 1 per day (I'm assuming that post curry days would be offset by pain killer induced constipation days) then your only talking approx 27,375 klm's in a lifetime (I've also assumed that the loss of days due to leap years would be offset by the odd day when 1 crap just doesn't do it). You must have had your speedo disconnected for like 30 years.
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Re: Texting at 80kph..

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Reminds me of a joke....

something about a slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy... :twisted:
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Re: Texting at 80kph..

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Cath wrote:
Glen wrote:
Strika wrote:I've probably done more klms than you've had shits and I'm still here. :roll:
Not a real convincing statistic grumblebum. Assuming a life expectancy of 75 years and a shitting frequency of 1 per day (I'm assuming that post curry days would be offset by pain killer induced constipation days) then your only talking approx 27,375 klm's in a lifetime (I've also assumed that the loss of days due to leap years would be offset by the odd day when 1 crap just doesn't do it). You must have had your speedo disconnected for like 30 years.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!!! Thanks for figuring out the stats on Barra's shitting frequency vs Strika's kms - just what this thread needed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just trying to focus on the big issues Cath. I failed Yr 1 stats at uni though so my analysis could be a little crappy........
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Strika just to clarify he was on the m2 in Sydney which has a lot of construction works so there is no break down lane at the moment, he was riding in a nominated lane and at the speed of the traffic flow as reported

Guy is an idiot short and simple, whilst some might scrape the pegs on the old road I think most are actually doing so whilst looking in the direction they are traveling and generally speaking with at least one hand on the handle bar. This champion was doing neither.

We all take calculated risks and as I always say time and place. I don't think he had thought or calculated the risks and the time and place was definitely wrong
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Naked Twin wrote:Strika just to clarify he was on the m2 in Sydney which has a lot of construction works so there is no break down lane at the moment, he was riding in a nominated lane and at the speed of the traffic flow as reported

Guy is an idiot short and simple, whilst some might scrape the pegs on the old road I think most are actually doing so whilst looking in the direction they are traveling and generally speaking with at least one hand on the handle bar. This champion was doing neither.

We all take calculated risks and as I always say time and place. I don't think he had thought or calculated the risks and the time and place was definitely wrong
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Re: Texting at 80kph..

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Back on topic please.......this discussion hs turned to shit :)
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great video . how they are riding like that. one word for them superb ..........
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:lol: classic :)
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Fuckin amatuer..I can eat a 3 piece feed with cheesecake whilst googling porn on my ipad at 110k's an
Hour..

For shame..
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Ohh yeah..i forgot..I blame the government for this too..
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Texting at 80kph..

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hoffy wrote:Fuckin amatuer..I can eat a 3 piece feed with cheesecake whilst googling porn on my ipad at 110k's an
Hour..

For shame..
Better be farkin upsized with Hot n Spicy.
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Re: Texting at 80kph..

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UncleChopChop wrote:
hoffy wrote:Fuckin amatuer..I can eat a 3 piece feed with cheesecake whilst googling porn on my ipad at 110k's an
Hour..

For shame..
Better be farkin upsized with Hot n Spicy.
jet powered of course, how else do you expect him to get to 110k's after a feed like that 5badair.gif
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