What do you do when you're not riding?

7THSIN · Post by **7THSIN** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:34 am

I wish I had a garage so I could go out and work on the bike

Poor thing sits down the side of the house in the dark

kellz · Post by **kellz** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:24 am

bring her inside for a bit of loving

the dining room is alwyas good normally tiuled or floorboards so easy to clean

u know u wanna.... :wink:

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 7:43 pm

ninja9 wrote:
wazza1234 wrote:
neka79 wrote:a. masterbating

Did he just confess to being a wanker

70% of men masturbate
30% lie

hell id rather be known as a wanker than a liar...

its so much easier to explain to ur gf that u stayed home & had a tug..than to lie abt how u stayed home & had a tug..if u catch my drift...

red_dave · Post by **red_dave** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:43 pm

neka79 wrote:its so much easier to explain to ur gf that u stayed home & had a tug..than to lie abt how u stayed home & had a tug..if u catch my drift...

Unless of course she asks "were you thinking of me?"...

Then your farked either way.

lisaM · Post by **lisaM** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:30 pm

you could just ask her to 'help you out'

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:30 pm

lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'

u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...

ZX10R King · Post by **ZX10R King** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:43 pm

Ot ya could just have a few drinks, hold ur own karaoke party and hope like hell the neighbours don't complain. Well, that is what i am doing tonight.

Any brisbane ppl want to help get me a life?

Gosling1 · Post by **Gosling1** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:00 pm

neka79 wrote:
lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'

u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...

so let me get this right.........you were not at home having a tug.....and someone else who was there was not at your house not having a tug......and then you went back out to home again.......after a tug of course..........but it wasn't your house ??????

I'm so confused........

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:40 pm

Gosling1 wrote:
neka79 wrote:
lisaM wrote:you could just ask her to 'help you out'

u missed my point...
what im saying is...oh forget abt u...i coulodnt b bothered speaking that slowly for u..if i gotta spell it out ur gullible enough to believe i stayed home and hada tug...even tho u were at my house..and i was not...

so let me get this right.........you were not at home having a tug.....and someone else who was there was not at your house not having a tug......and then you went back out to home again.......after a tug of course..........but it wasn't your house ??????

I'm so confused........

mate i reckon uve been having a tug of sumthin...

yea..sumthin like that neway....