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Cath wrote:Again with the reading things into a simple smiley! I wasn't complaining!!! Where are you people getting all this subtext from? I was only ROLLING MY FRIGGING EYEBALLS. Not having a whinge. Not telling anyway what they can and can't post. I didn't write a thesis. I didn't put forward an argument. I didn't complain. I didn't call for censorship. I didn't say I was offended. I didn't cry. I wasn't upset. I didn't yell and scream. I didn't throw a hissy fit. I just rolled my eyes. Like everyone does when they hear something painfully stupid.

Geez - It's almost like I stepped into bizarro-world, what with all these completely off-base assumptions! Maybe stop reacting to what you THINK I was saying and just react to what I actually DID say???
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See Cath....you're nothing but a trouble maker!! Look at all the shit you've caused!!! :lol:

By the way....you still havn't answered my original question!!!! ;)
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You people think too much!
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Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:
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Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:
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seiko1 wrote:
tim wrote:Dave was worried about the site getting attacked, or him getting sued so he asked for our thoughts......

So i calmly stated mine.

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Richo wrote:Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:
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Richo wrote:Artichokes .... 3 for $2 ... :roll:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good one Richo, by the way it's 3 for $4... ;)
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It's choco's Tim :lol:
Following the vein of the thread that is :oops: ;)
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I believe Coon Cheese is $6.58 for a 500g block.
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Cath wrote:Geez - It's almost like I stepped into bizarro-world
It exists :shock:

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ijuschill wrote:
Good one Richo, by the way it's 3 for $4... ;)
My Bad ... thanks for the correction ;)

Now .. where were we? . .. :lol:
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Cath wrote:
Gazza wrote:Just because you have the right to complain doesnt mean you have to for every little thing FFS.
Again with the reading things into a simple smiley! I wasn't complaining!!! Where are you people getting all this subtext from? I was only ROLLING MY FRIGGING EYEBALLS. Not having a whinge. Not telling anyway what they can and can't post. I didn't write a thesis. I didn't put forward an argument. I didn't complain. I didn't call for censorship. I didn't say I was offended. I didn't cry. I wasn't upset. I didn't yell and scream. I didn't throw a hissy fit. I just rolled my eyes. Like everyone does when they hear something painfully stupid.

Geez - It's almost like I stepped into bizarro-world, what with all these completely off-base assumptions! Maybe stop reacting to what you THINK I was saying and just react to what I actually DID say???
I wasnt refering to you at all Cath , maybe i wasnt making myself clear.
I get the eye roll thing and its intension 8)

I was refering more so to the joke itself Which is all its meant to be A JOKE. :roll: :lol: :lol:
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A lot of ppl are thinking of the Bizzaro episode of Seinfeld when they say Bizzaro...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bizarro_Jerry
which ofcourse is directly related to the superman comic bizzaro thing
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Die thread.............DIE! :lol:
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seiko1 wrote:Die thread.............DIE! :lol:
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