Ask Dr Stereo...

Lainie · Post by **Lainie** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:14 am

Stereo wrote:Ok... thank you for that interlude... now please stop hijacking my thread...

Sorry loooking out for the members,,, won't do it again

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:17 am

the kid wrote:
GPX.Lainie wrote:You all have it wrong, you shouldn't be using KY as a lube. It's wrong..... It's water based and dries up way to fast ouch causing pain again....

I highly recomend Pjur, costs a bit more but ya need to use less and well worth the $$
Wow Lainie , you quite the business woman now days , grab that product placement opportunity .

Next we will have a link on ya siggie or ride day pics with product placement subtly in the back ground , like a butt plug on the seat of Stace's bike or ........

Hey how did i get brought into this??????

Stop hi jacking Poor Dr Stereos thread too.

OHHH and i hope i'm not included Gayle???

mohawk miss · Post by **mohawk miss** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:10 pm

Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:14 pm Post subject:

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Stereo wrote:
Ok... thank you for that interlude... now please stop hijacking my thread...

Sorry loooking out for the members,,, won't do it again

Hahahaha.....was that pun unintended or not?

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:26 am

Hi Dr Stereo,
Do elephants have bigger eggs and sperm than humans, and cats have smaller?

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue May 23, 2006 10:44 am

Zombie wrote:Hi Dr Stereo,
Do elephants have bigger eggs and sperm than humans, and cats have smaller?

First anal sex and now pet sperm.... charming...

To answer your question, yes, elephants have larger sperm and eggs, and cats do have smaller... Not proportionally though...

More interesting is the "payload" of the creatures in question.... Make a note, do not buy elephant brand shampoo from zimbabwe...

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Tue May 23, 2006 11:03 am

Dear Doctor,
I have attained a serious nitrous habit that is destroying my nostrils and lungs at a rapid rate and due to its explosive nature is DAMNED dangerous to have around the house, expecially those semi discharged bottles I leave lying where I fall into fits of hilarity. IF I dont stop it my GP says I may only have months to live.
Thanks you barstard !!!!

BUT my new question is, I have searched on the Internet and asked the advice of the KSRC net gurus but to no avail.
My prob is I went to a track day on my 12 and now want NO damn it NEED a slipper clutch, either that or a very understanding dry cleaner

Where can I go to obtain back torque bliss ?

ps. I LIKE it when Lainie hijacks your thread !!

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue May 23, 2006 12:16 pm

frogzx12r wrote:Dear Doctor,
I have attained a serious nitrous habit that is destroying my nostrils and lungs at a rapid rate and due to its explosive nature is DAMNED dangerous to have around the house, expecially those semi discharged bottles I leave lying where I fall into fits of hilarity. IF I dont stop it my GP says I may only have months to live.
Thanks you barstard !!!!

I know thats a trick question because nitrous oxide doesnt usually really make you laugh dispite the nickname "laughing gas". Secondly NoS is not known to be addictive... (although people tend to overdo it when they do use it)... NoS (also known as "Stoff") is not actually harmful for your nostrils and lungs unless you are applying it wrong. The natural compressed temperature for NoS is very low, and people tend to inhale it directly from the bottle, this is both dangerous and stupid. To stop damaging your lungs, expell the NoS into a baloon first, hold it for about 20 seconds before inhaling...

frogzx12r wrote: BUT my new question is, I have searched on the Internet and asked the advice of the KSRC net gurus but to no avail.
My prob is I went to a track day on my 12 and now want NO damn it NEED a slipper clutch, either that or a very understanding dry cleaner

I am a Doctor, not Santa Claus....

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:33 pm

I dont want it for free Doc, I just wanna now where to go to bet my fix... ahem slipper clutch....

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:28 pm

frogzx12r wrote:I dont want it for free Doc, I just wanna now where to go to bet my fix... ahem slipper clutch....

Contact http://www.starcycle.com/
they can probably help you out...

Also STM might make them for your model... http://www.stm.to.it
the are an italian company specialising in high performance slipper clutches...

mohawk miss · Post by **mohawk miss** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:37 pm

Dear Dr Stereo,

Why do smoke detectors need to tell you they have low batteries at three in the morning?

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:40 pm

FAAAAARRRR OUT
Doc I take it all back
You are a fucken GURU

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Tue May 23, 2006 3:46 pm

Dr,

Why does everyone refer to the world as being 'round' or 'a globe' when it's quite obvious that the world is not any shape at all, with all these mountains and canyons, it cannot simply create a defined shape. Hence, what should the world be referred to? Also When the world was flat, how did it end up not being flat, then being what we now refer to as being round, although it's obviously not.

photomike666 · Post by **photomike666** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:38 pm

Deer Rd Steloe, Eye smeen ot av milde dyslexia, si tere a cur?

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:41 pm

photomike666 wrote:Deer Rd Steloe, Eye smeen ot av milde dyslexia, si tere a cur?

mike i can answer that one.

get of then drugs

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Tue May 23, 2006 4:47 pm

mohawk miss wrote:Dear Dr Stereo,

Why do smoke detectors need to tell you they have low batteries at three in the morning?

To protect you from fire and to sharpen your reflexes..