ZX9R King wrote:Dr Stereo,
Not sure if I will get in trouble for this one, but here goes anyway...
Women give child birth, get their ears, belly buttons and tongue pierced...
But they won't have anal sex, cos they say it hurts....Why is this so?
When a woman says that she does not want to have anal sex because its hurts, its not a rejection, it is actually a compliment... I dont want to go into specifics on a public forum, but your "member" must be of a significant enough size to warrant a certain level of fear in your partner.... Think about it... if it was tiny do you think she would object? Hell she probably wouldnt even notice... No my friend, you think you are cursed, but you are blessed.
(This is a question I have often been asked by men since becoming a doctor and I feel I should give some advice to women aswel. If your partner makes suggestion that he perform his penetrative duties on an area that is not to your liking you should consider using some of the following dialogue: "You keep your monster out of my batcave!" or "You cant fit the titanic into that little shipyard sailor!" or "Sure you can honey, but only if I get to do it to you first.... now, where did I put the lube and the baseball bat?")
