Ask Dr Stereo...

Duane · Post by **Duane** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:44 pm

My recent purchase of a italian ride, I just found out it's a dud, so I advertised it, what are the key benefits of having this italian ride and also, how much should i sell it for ? Also, could you please give it's history.

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed May 17, 2006 4:52 pm

Duane wrote:My recent purchase of a italian ride, I just found out it's a dud, so I advertised it, what are the key benefits of having this italian ride and also, how much should i sell it for ? Also, could you please give it's history.

You may have to pay for this particular ride to be removed, or if you are lucky you might be able to trade it for a boiled egg, but probably not a fresh one....

Its history: Born under the alias "Mario Luigi Cosanostra Linguini" this poor wretched creature clawed its way up from the lowly gutters of Sicily to become the thing it is today. Not much is know of the time between its conception and its current being, but one thing is obvious, Darwins theory of evolution does not apply to EVERY creature.

Poor thing, someone should put it down.

That said.... as for it being a dud.... I strongly suspect you simply dont know how to turn it on...

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Wed May 17, 2006 6:52 pm

dr stereo-
why is it yappa is so mean to me??
is it because i knocked him back?

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:23 pm

Neka79 wrote:dr stereo-
why is it yappa is so mean to me??
is it because i knocked him back?

No. He is so mean to you because he is jelous of your rugged good looks and charming personality. He wishes to be like you but feels that he cannot achieve this. It is a psychiatric condition known as trans-species typecasting transference syndrome, and will usually cause the sufferer to treat his subject unkindly and has in some cases been known to lead to homocidal tendencies.

Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:24 pm

Stereo wrote:
Neka79 wrote:dr stereo-
why is it yappa is so mean to me??
is it because i knocked him back?
No. He is so mean to you because he is jelous of your rugged good looks and charming personality. He wishes to be like you but feels that he cannot achieve this. It is a psychiatric condition known as trans-species typecasting transference syndrome, and will usually cause the sufferer to treat his subject unkindly and has in some cases been known to lead to homocidal tendencies.

i like ur answer..thanks doc..i feel so much better now...
cept the bit abt him now being a killer....

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:33 pm

Neka79 wrote: i like ur answer..thanks doc..i feel so much better now...
cept the bit abt him now being a killer....

I wouldnt worry overly much, it only sometimes leads to homocide... Usually they are happy with a simple maiming...

ProblemChild · Post by **ProblemChild** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:21 pm

Duane wrote:
Stereo wrote:Anyone who is sad enough to register http://www.rabbit.org should not only be ignored, but probably stoned to death with dead rabbits....
So a baby rabbit is a kit, and a dead rabbit is known as a stone?

This is all getting way to high tech for me. I thought a baby rabbit was a baby rabit, and that a dead rabbit was dinner.

no a dead rabbit is the south sydney rugby league team.

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Thu May 18, 2006 7:43 am

Is the Doctor in ??
Man HOMOcidal, ROFL !!!

Wondering if you can help me. I seem to have this insatiable urge for power and speed and no matter how strong the medication (currently 1200cc a day) it never seems to be enough and I want more in a short time. Not only that but the authorities take a very dim view of my medication, or at least the manner of its application and threaten to take away my right to access it.
My question is if I add an injection of nitrous oxide or otherwise force feed the medication will it satisfy me ???

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:30 am

frogzx12r wrote:Is the Doctor in ??
Man HOMOcidal, ROFL !!!

Wondering if you can help me. I seem to have this insatiable urge for power and speed and no matter how strong the medication (currently 1200cc a day) it never seems to be enough and I want more in a short time. Not only that but the authorities take a very dim view of my medication, or at least the manner of its application and threaten to take away my right to access it.
My question is if I add an injection of nitrous oxide or otherwise force feed the medication will it satisfy me ???

At 0.77 Horsepower per kilo (dry weight) the ZX12R was arguably the most powerful roadbike available when you bought it... Adding NOS will increase your ability to accelerate tremendously....

That said, if you have bought what is probably the fastest thing available under a $500,000 pricetag, and you are still not happy, the problem lies with YOU and not the bike...

Therefore, buy the NOS and inhale it yourself.....

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:51 pm

Dr Stereo, why was she born so beautiful???

Stereo · Post by **Stereo** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:57 pm

Bluefly wrote:Dr Stereo, why was she born so beautiful???

Some people say it comes down to genetics.... and there may be some truth to that... Other people say that a smile makes anyone beautiful.... there may be some truth to that also (unless its one of those creepy smiles that people get when they have just slashed your tires because you went out on a night with the boys and did invite her and then slept with her best friend). But the truth behind it all is that no-one is born beautiful, we are all born purple, puffy, wrickly and covered in a couple of gallons of uteral slime... Most people dont become beautiful until much later... Usually around the age of 18...

FrogZ · Post by **FrogZ** » Thu May 18, 2006 3:17 pm

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Neka79 · Post by **Neka79** » Thu May 18, 2006 10:20 pm

Stereo wrote:
frogzx12r wrote:Is the Doctor in ??
Man HOMOcidal, ROFL !!!

Therefore, buy the NOS and inhale it yourself.....

priceless...mwahahahaha

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Fri May 19, 2006 10:22 pm

Stereo wrote:
Neka79 wrote:dr stereo-
why is it yappa is so mean to me??
is it because i knocked him back?
No. He is so mean to you because he is jelous of your rugged good looks and charming personality. He wishes to be like you but feels that he cannot achieve this. It is a psychiatric condition known as trans-species typecasting transference syndrome, and will usually cause the sufferer to treat his subject unkindly and has in some cases been known to lead to homocidal tendencies.

Ahh this is what happens when you see an intern & not a specialist....ALWAYS get a second opinion.
I think the specialist said that it had more to do with the fact that Neka like to root boys & yappa dont like doing anything of a sexual nature with boys, & if I did, I wouldn't go for a thing that is fugly, stinks, has a hairy ass crack, a body that about as pretty as a harley sporster, the attention span of a jerry can, & a pecker so small that he will only ever satisfy himself with it.
You may think I'm HOMOcidal, but unlike young Nathan, I will never be a MONOSEXUAL............BWAHAHAHAHA

By the way, Neka you are now number two on my people that have PISSED ME OFF list, & the good doctor just took out first

.....sleep with one eye open, clenching your pillow tight!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA

ZX10R King · Post by **ZX10R King** » Sat May 20, 2006 11:01 am

Dr Stereo,
Where do you obtain such amounts of information to answer all the crap questions we keep asking?