funny enough my missus likes using my Mach3, she at least has the courtesy to tell me she used them so i'm able to be extra careful & don't hack my face off.
I wanna see a Hi-Tech cut throat razor that vibrates.... I bet it would come in red to make cleaning easier...
Funny how a cut throat has 1 blade and can deliver one of the best shaves, yet we're getting lugged with $15+ per 4 pack of heads for triple blade crap that just goes blunt and has to be thrown out anyway.. *sighs* rip off bastards...
The first blade distracts the hair
while the second and third blades sneak up behind it cutting of any escape routes.
The fourth and fifth blade attempt to coax the hair from it's hiding spot using modern counselling techniques.
The sixth posing as a passing motorist acts as a decoy
allowing the 7th and 8th blades to swoop down and quickly overpower the hair
the ninth blade disguised as a postman delivers a small dose of chloroform
allowing blades 10 through 13 to remove the hair and escort it away for further questioning
the 14th blade informs the hair of its rights
the 15th handles the paperwork
and the 16th blade is just along for the ride.
The first blade distracts the hair
while the second and third blades sneak up behind it cutting of any escape routes.
The fourth and fifth blade attempt to coax the hair from it's hiding spot using modern counselling techniques.
The sixth posing as a passing motorist acts as a decoy
allowing the 7th and 8th blades to swoop down and quickly overpower the hair
the ninth blade disguised as a postman delivers a small dose of chloroform
allowing blades 10 through 13 to remove the hair and escort it away for further questioning
the 14th blade informs the hair of its rights
the 15th handles the paperwork
and the 16th blade is just along for the ride.