Mattyv needs help [Qld]

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:00 pm

Stace wrote:I've heard the intellegance level in QLD has double now Matty and Bobby are there.

if i do my maths correctly

2x0.....carry the one.....nope sorry stace, its still at dumb shit level

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 3:44 pm

mrmina wrote:
Stace wrote:I've heard the intellegance level in QLD has double now Matty and Bobby are there.
if i do my maths correctly

2x0.....carry the one.....nope sorry stace, its still at dumb shit level

AHHHH i see where i went wrong, I didn;t carry the one. Stupid stupid Calculator

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:13 pm

Stace wrote:I've heard the intellegance level in QLD has double now Matty and Bobby are there.

How will we ever be as smart as u bloody mexicans down there.....for fuksake, we only have 1 head growing off of our shoulders m8....c'mon give us a chance, anyway, y do u bloody mexicans keep migrating up here to gods own country?????
Besides, our number plates don't say Queensland, the SMART state for nothing buddy.......What do N.S.W. plates say......The PREMIER state.... for fuksake m8...Holden stopped makin Premiers years ago....get with the times, & Victoria....what do their plates say....Ohh yeah, The GARDEN state......Ya ain't gotta be to smart to be a fuken GARDENER now do ya

Isn't that what old people with alziemers do to pass time....

Matty just realised he would get a much better education up here...that & he didn't want a family tree where every1 had the same first & last name!!!!!
Welcome Matty & Bobbi, glad you've come to see how the other half lives
(when I say other half, i don't mean ya wife that happens to be ya sister as well)

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:17 pm

YAPPA wrote:
Stace wrote:I've heard the intellegance level in QLD has double now Matty and Bobby are there.
How will we ever be as smart as u bloody mexicans down there.....for fuksake, we only have 1 head growing off of our shoulders m8....c'mon give us a chance, anyway, y do u bloody mexicans keep migrating up here to gods own country?????
Besides, our number plates don't say Queensland, the SMART state for nothing buddy.......What do N.S.W. plates say......The PREMIER state.... for fuksake m8...Holden stopped makin Premiers years ago....get with the times, & Victoria....what do their plates say....Ohh yeah, The GARDEN state......Ya ain't gotta be to smart to be a fuken GARDENER now do ya Isn't that what old people with alziemers do to pass time....
Matty just realised he would get a much better education up here...that & he didn't want a family tree where every1 had the same first & last name!!!!!
Welcome Matty & Bobbi, glad you've come to see how the other half lives
(when I say other half, i don't mean ya wife that happens to be ya sister as well)

M8888888888888888 Take a chill pill for f*%K sake

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:45 pm

Stace wrote: M8888888888888888 Take a chill pill for f*%K sake

I ain't chillin' nuthin' ('cept for the coke to mix with me scotch)
All jokes M8...u chill me up a six pack of black douglas & cola or sumthin

Bluefly · Post by **Bluefly** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:19 am

Stace wrote:
YAPPA wrote:
Stace wrote:I've heard the intellegance level in QLD has double now Matty and Bobby are there.
How will we ever be as smart as u bloody mexicans down there.....for fuksake, we only have 1 head growing off of our shoulders m8....c'mon give us a chance, anyway, y do u bloody mexicans keep migrating up here to gods own country?????
Besides, our number plates don't say Queensland, the SMART state for nothing buddy.......What do N.S.W. plates say......The PREMIER state.... for fuksake m8...Holden stopped makin Premiers years ago....get with the times, & Victoria....what do their plates say....Ohh yeah, The GARDEN state......Ya ain't gotta be to smart to be a fuken GARDENER now do ya Isn't that what old people with alziemers do to pass time....
Matty just realised he would get a much better education up here...that & he didn't want a family tree where every1 had the same first & last name!!!!!
Welcome Matty & Bobbi, glad you've come to see how the other half lives
(when I say other half, i don't mean ya wife that happens to be ya sister as well)

Ok, riiiiiight. I unofficially take offence at several points made in the above sh#t.....
1) Mexicans do not have two heads. They have one. Usually with wavy black hair and a straw hat on top. If you were Victorian you would know this.
2) Victorian's keep migrating up to QLD because intelligent people always seek something better. They usually migrate elsewhere within two years. QLD'ers however, stay in this GOD BLOODY AWFUL CLIMATE!!! forever, and the thought does not occur to them to move elsewhere.
3) Queensland numberplates are based on the concept of reverse psychology. Tell them they're smart, they'll believe it!!
4) All old people with Alzheimers aren't gardeners. Most of them can't remember where the garden is.

and

5) You're right. Most QLD'ers aren't related to each other - Because they're too STUPID to procreate!!.............

hehehehehehehe

Nanna10r · Post by **Nanna10r** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:58 am

Are those your bags on my footpath Miss Bobbi

... you're bloody lucky bin day was yesterday or they would'nt be there when you wake up.

At least Matty bought Rain, oh sh!t Bobbi's bags are getting wet .................

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:30 am

YAPPA wrote:
Stace wrote: M8888888888888888 Take a chill pill for f*%K sake
I ain't chillin' nuthin' ('cept for the coke to mix with me scotch)
All jokes M8...u chill me up a six pack of black douglas & cola or sumthin

Swap you for a 6 pack of VB (HMMM think i'm getting ripped off

)

Hey Bobbi, Whats procreate mean??

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:57 am

well guess what u candians, i'm coming up to brissy again.

will post details later.

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:17 am

(1) Brett, I'm printing up the eviction notice as we speak

(2)Bobbi, u just haven't climatised yet & your brains all foggy at the moment dear.

(3) Stace...VB...ripped off......your fuggen kidding me right

(4) Mina...thanks for the notice, but can u be more specific so we can book flights to elswhere when u come.

mrmina · Post by **mrmina** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:27 am

YAPPA wrote:(4) Mina...thanks for the notice, but can u be more specific so we can book flights to elswhere when u come.

its a surprise.

i know u like surprises yappa. especially when ur in bed and its dark.

mfzx6r · Post by **mfzx6r** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:37 pm

Just wait till I unleash my two kids onto them later this year !

They love Brett !! hahahaha

YAPPA · Post by **YAPPA** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:55 pm

mrmina wrote: its a surprise.

i know u like surprises yappa. especially when ur in bed and its dark.

SHHHHHHSH!!! Don't tell every1.....I'll get a reputation......just like Neka!

mfzx6r · Post by **mfzx6r** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:59 pm

YAPPA wrote:
mrmina wrote:
SHHHHHHSH!!! Don't tell every1.....I'll get a reputation......just like Neka!

no you wont Neka's not Gay hahahaha

Stace · Post by **Stace** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:33 pm

mfzx6r wrote:
YAPPA wrote:
mrmina wrote:
SHHHHHHSH!!! Don't tell every1.....I'll get a reputation......just like Neka!
no you wont Neka's not Gay hahahaha

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