We told him about those shorts, and how grossly offensive they were, on several dozen occasions that day - it all fell on deaf ears !!
Mind you, this was back in the day that Warwick Capper was doing his best to strangle his *boys* every weekend, so shorts like that were everywhere back then..........*eeewww* ( except on me...... )
".....shut the gate on this one Maxie......it's the ducks guts !!............."