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Friggin QLD traffic police
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Naked Twin wrote:A few things - if you have a clean record I would expect a well written letter should see you without dipping into to the wallet.
You have an illegal modification to your bike and complain that you got fined for said modification, seems rhetorical to me. I don't mean to be facetious but illegal is illegal, I may agree with you that it is only a definition by a pen pusher but it is the same as doing 10km/h over and complaining.
I concur with the rest of your resentment but take two sides of the coin, perhaps this copper has seen a few too many laying in the gutter, the flip side to that coin is the copper should not have simply put you into the same basket as everyone else as it is another form a racist/ being a bigot. However human nature means we are all guilty of that.
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Who says it is good for the goose? I was born with mine and I intend to die with it. And as you say yes another F**KIN David. They seem to be everywhere.
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$100 fine for a short rear hugger sounds pretty cheap to me. he could of been a wank bag and noticed u up for a road worthy / epa to get ur pipe sound checked just to make it really fun.
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As we all kno, once they put the god suit on they lose what little brains they think they had!!!!
How about this dickhead i had the plessure of meeting, was out riding a while ago, during opp arden in melbourne's southeast. me zx10, girlfriend zx636, and a couple of orthers. two fat donut eating clowns going other way on bmw's. i was last, behind girlfriend, and another couple of bikes in front of her. said donut eater does u turn and follows us, pulls up beside kazz and pulls her over, she askes why u stop me? ANSWER well mam u only have one headlight working!!!! well i butt in and explain, maybe a bit blunt, what i thort of his intellergence. on explaining to him, daa it only has one light, one low one high!!!! which he then says o he was only pulling her over to check to see if other light worked!!!! yer sure.
Then fuckwit starts on me and how useless and dangerous we all are when we get up the spur's, but him and his mates are great because there trained!!! trained in what, dickheadiness!!!!.
Then tells me how good he is down the island on his R1 doing 1 59s, and how none of us can get under 2 mim. hello i say to him im doing mid 1 47s on a street bike while pointing to my bike. But what pissed me and told him so, is that as a bike rider, work and play, and been around bikes, and a R1 owner, he should have known about the one headlight thing, since some have been that way since 98 i think?? than he says, u dont think very much of us do u? well what the fuck does he expect, after been a fuckwit tool!!!!
How about this dickhead i had the plessure of meeting, was out riding a while ago, during opp arden in melbourne's southeast. me zx10, girlfriend zx636, and a couple of orthers. two fat donut eating clowns going other way on bmw's. i was last, behind girlfriend, and another couple of bikes in front of her. said donut eater does u turn and follows us, pulls up beside kazz and pulls her over, she askes why u stop me? ANSWER well mam u only have one headlight working!!!! well i butt in and explain, maybe a bit blunt, what i thort of his intellergence. on explaining to him, daa it only has one light, one low one high!!!! which he then says o he was only pulling her over to check to see if other light worked!!!! yer sure.
Then fuckwit starts on me and how useless and dangerous we all are when we get up the spur's, but him and his mates are great because there trained!!! trained in what, dickheadiness!!!!.
Then tells me how good he is down the island on his R1 doing 1 59s, and how none of us can get under 2 mim. hello i say to him im doing mid 1 47s on a street bike while pointing to my bike. But what pissed me and told him so, is that as a bike rider, work and play, and been around bikes, and a R1 owner, he should have known about the one headlight thing, since some have been that way since 98 i think?? than he says, u dont think very much of us do u? well what the fuck does he expect, after been a fuckwit tool!!!!
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Re: Friggin QLD traffic police
See, the problem is, you think he's a tool because he's a copper, when clearly, it's because he owns an R1.born green wrote: well what the fuck does he expect, after been a fuckwit tool!!!!
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Always wanted to know that98ninja wrote:Constabulari is latin for master of the horse.......
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But what i want to kno is, how do u do 1 59s around the island on a R1????? ha ha
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you cops are like politiciansaardvark wrote:See, the problem is, you think he's a tool because he's a copper, when clearly, it's because he owns an R1.born green wrote: well what the fuck does he expect, after been a fuckwit tool!!!!
Nostradamus probably got it right
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I dont miss Mt Glorious nearly as much as I thought I would after going track only, for this reason primarily. Question is what kind of a talking to would you have got if you didnt have a lethally modified rear hugger
blah blah blah, blah blah blah.
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i agree with RichB what was he going to say to you or try and pin you for if he couldn't see the rear hugger??? god knows he would have come up with some BS! 
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He might have cautioned him just like he did... right or wrong , without a fine, it does happenhuffy67 wrote:i agree with RichB what was he going to say to you or try and pin you for if he couldn't see the rear hugger??? god knows he would have come up with some BS!
There is an easy solution to this guys, dont attract the attention of the law with the bike or yourself, there is a time and place for scratching legal or not. If you look like your racing a racebike even at legal speeds it will attract everyone's attention.
Seems to me the local blokes agenda has succeeded in getting another bike of the mountain.RichB wrote:I dont miss Mt Glorious nearly as much as I thought I would after going track only, for this reason primarily. Question is what kind of a talking to would you have got if you didnt have a lethally modified rear huggerblah blah blah, blah blah blah.
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Case Closedborn green wrote:on his R1...........fuckwit tool!!!!
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Hahah funny story.......
But i think it would of been best to actually wait and see to what he was actually going to do about ur ladies "broken" head light. Just tell her or write out something...... best thing he could of done is write her up .......dont pay it.....go to court..... and then he gets made to look like an absolute tool in front of a judge / superiors and best of all......this guy actually rides bikes (be it an R1) and does ok times around the island
But i think it would of been best to actually wait and see to what he was actually going to do about ur ladies "broken" head light. Just tell her or write out something...... best thing he could of done is write her up .......dont pay it.....go to court..... and then he gets made to look like an absolute tool in front of a judge / superiors and best of all......this guy actually rides bikes (be it an R1) and does ok times around the island
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aardvark wrote:Yes, because like Libya and Egypt, our government tortures prisoners, murders critics of the dictatorial leader and imprison, massacre and rape protestors. Our society is in such poor shape that we condone female genital mutilation for societal and religious beliefs, and our media is gagged and limited to publishing only what the government want you to hear.
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I dont have any problems with police as such, have a couple of mates who are cops.
What i have a problem with, is as soon as they put that god suit on they become a law untill themselves.
And no, i still have 12 points left and have not had a ticket for nearly 5 yrs. if thats possible in vic!!! and yes i do ride a fair bit, just choose the time and place to play, alltho i have been chased up the mountain a few times, i just dont stop. cant get a fine if u dont stop!!! And yer at 51 i should kno better!!
What i have a problem with, is as soon as they put that god suit on they become a law untill themselves.
And no, i still have 12 points left and have not had a ticket for nearly 5 yrs. if thats possible in vic!!! and yes i do ride a fair bit, just choose the time and place to play, alltho i have been chased up the mountain a few times, i just dont stop. cant get a fine if u dont stop!!! And yer at 51 i should kno better!!
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