one of the fellas at work got pulled over in his van
cop gets him out of the car , around the front , points at the windscreen and asks whats that ?
he says its a crack but itson the passenger side so doesnt matter
no your rego sticker
rego expired earlier that week , he didnt know because he moved house and changed all his addresses but being his business vehicle it was overlooked
copper was getting a bit antzy going on about why didnt he know when his rego expired, he should know since he drives the car everyday , he should know all about his vehicle
he ended up cracking the shits and asked the copper is that your car that you drive everyday ? yes it is , ok then so when does the rego expire ???
he didnt know

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so you dont know and you drive it everyday
other younger copper was cracking up laughing , old copper getting the shits
copper ended up booking him $500 , and now he has a great story to tell