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bear gryls wouldnt eat if after he killed it... him eating it would kill it ;)
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When is a hammer ever big enough for the task at hand? Never!

although... Think about that poor animal... maybe it has a family ....etc etc etc.... Would you wnat to do that to it's family?
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Supafrog wrote:When is a hammer ever big enough for the task at hand? Never!

although... Think about that poor animal... maybe it has a family ....etc etc etc.... Would you wnat to do that to it's family?

its ok, i'll bet there's plenty of crackers fr the whole family! :twisted:
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Did you get it yet Billy?

I was watching Man v Wild last night and it appeared to me that Bear Grylls or whatever his name is takes his shirt off regularly. Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.
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Mel wrote:.......... Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.
Nah not enough....you have to strip naked and put that big fuzzy dot over you arse/willy like he does and jump in the freezing river... :kuda:

Won't need the dot coming out as there will be nothing to see...hehehe :shock:
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LMFAO @ laidback :lol: :lol:
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Mel wrote:Did you get it yet Billy?

I was watching Man v Wild last night and it appeared to me that Bear Grylls or whatever his name is takes his shirt off regularly. Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.
Billy already takes his shirt off pretty regularly.
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smek wrote:
Mel wrote:Did you get it yet Billy?

I was watching Man v Wild last night and it appeared to me that Bear Grylls or whatever his name is takes his shirt off regularly. Perhaps if you tried taking your shirt off and then doing your hammer thing that might be more effective.
Billy already takes his shirt off pretty regularly.
I feel sorry for the mouse. It's only living there cos we evicted it from the expansion chamber of the KR exhaust!

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Would get my shirt off and go in for another attack , but its gone very very quiet . Might have something to do with the rain , the little bastard is probably a sook and hiding in a hole somewhere .
Have been check the weather Radar and tomorrow looks more promising for mouse hunting :twisted:
Also been thinking about NAIL GUNS :twisted:
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the kid wrote:its gone very very quiet . Might have something to do with the rain , the little bastard is probably a sook and hiding in a hole somewhere. Have been checking the weather Radar and tomorrow looks more promising for mouse hunting :twisted: Also been thinking about NAIL GUNS :twisted:
Put some peanut butter on the biscuit, mice love it. Also move it further from the hole, so the mouse has to spend more time in the line of fire :twisted: and you might get more than one shot at him.....
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Didn't you ever read Watership Down or watch Fantastic Mr Fox or Bambi or Free Willy?
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Great white hunter eh...You should take on a 5 metre crok and see how tough you are... :shock:

Oh and you have to be pissed as well... :lol:
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smithy5 wrote:
the kid wrote:its gone very very quiet . Might have something to do with the rain , the little bastard is probably a sook and hiding in a hole somewhere. Have been checking the weather Radar and tomorrow looks more promising for mouse hunting :twisted: Also been thinking about NAIL GUNS :twisted:
Put some peanut butter on the biscuit, mice love it. Also move it further from the hole, so the mouse has to spend more time in the line of fire :twisted: and you might get more than one shot at him.....


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Billiam ...... do you have access to a shotgun ? :twisted:
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6maniac wrote:Billiam ...... do you have access to a shotgun ? :twisted:
DAMNIT!! i was just googling the shit out of "shotgun moustrap" :lol: :lol:
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Or one of these ....
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